You Might be an Aspie if...

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but but but but... Guilty as charged...

YMBAAI... you meet up with a cousin you haven't seen for over 8 years and you know her birthday was a day or so ago, so you make her a cake....talk so much catching up, offer her the cake, forget all about "happy birthday" and she comments how she and her friends REMEMBER each others birthdays.... but, don't remember why u made the cake until 1HOUR after she left!! !

your friend asks you to house-sit for a week while she's on holiday....by the time she's come back you have re-arranged all her furniture, cleaned up the spare room, changed the location of the bird baths outside, cleaned out the fridge/freezer (and had to chuck out most of the contents because they were past their expiry date), got stubborn stains out of the carpet that had been there ten years (because stains just annoy you), used up her download limit (because you didn't realise that she had a limit...) and started letting her inside only cat play out in the backyard during the day because he seemed to enjoy it.

I've never understood why people say "make yourself at home" when they quite obviously don't mean it literally.....

I totally do this..... and laughing louder (in public) as i imagine Aspies doing this all over world in their own spots....bright spots laughing

YMBAAI you've been documented as getting through complete school years without once speaking to another student or teacher.

YMBAAI, when you graduated from high school you went and lived in a religious monastery because everyone there had to take a vow of silence and you found it refreshing no one could talk to you and they would finally shut up.

(OK maybe this one is just me.)

Wow Francis,
I'm in awe of your tenacity and control to be yourself.
How did you manage your curiousity and expression of same?

Cheers and welcome - so many wonderful worlds at WP.
B.

this one just resumed my childhood XD thanks a lot for sharing!

It was severe social phobia and even more severe stubborness.

you know you might be an aspie if..you have trouble sleeping

you know you might be an aspie if..you can idnetify 90 percent oof the AKC registered dog breeds by sight.

you know you might be an aspie if,,, you can't sleep in a room above 60 degrees F

you might be an aspie if.. people talking in computer lingo (in relife not online) ticks you off

you might be an aspie if ...you get mad when they remix songs you like.you might be an aspie if ....you get so lost in your own worlds you end up blocking everything else out

... you don't look cool even if you wear the most expensive clothes from the whole group

Your misunderstood by nearly everyone except yourself

here we go

-YMBAA if you can memorize the capitals of all of the world's 195 sovereign states
- You are aware that there are more capitals then countries in the world(some have multiple capitals)
- You understand why some countries have multiple capitals such as South Africa and Bolivia
- You can memorize any country's history in the past 150 years...
- You have an easier time dating girls from other cultures then your're own
- To impress your girl you try to learn her language, but all you suceeed is scaring her
- You curse in foreign languages at neurotypicals when they annoy you
- Your best friend is the Internet
- People see you as crazy
- If you go to classes concerning your special interest, you end up becoming the most popular person in that class!
- You end up getting the highest grades in that class
- There is a direct correlation between your interest in your class and your grades
- You say things such as "the neoliberal imperialism of the Western free capitalist societies have denigrated the cultures of the global south in the pursuit of globalization" and "the reality of socialization is just another attempt to gain social status points so you can find the hottest girl to screw without actually giving a damn about her feelings".
- YMBAA if you constantly examine NTs and attempt to codify the rules of social interaction

i can agree with the scars

i have one i got from taking a battery apart and got cut to the bone and all i did was wrap a towel around my hand until the bleeding stopped

you might be an aspie if

as a kid they told you that you could be anything you wanted to be so at your kindergarten graduation when they asked what you wanted to be when you grow up you said " I want to be a cat,":oops:

YMBAAI you connect more with your dog then with people

You might be an aspie if you wait till the end of the credits before you turn off the dvd you are watching