You Might be an Aspie if...

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And then as you walk in stand there in the door way and scream the f word, and then your bf who is also an Aspie trips over you cause your just standing there. And your both just so upset that you sit on the reading benches that have not changed cause they are boted to the floor, and have your NP friend bring you books while you hyperventalate.

YMBAAI this philosophy can be applied to at least 50% of your wardrobe and after reading the ones about rearranged bookstores you are extremely grateful the owner of your nearest bookstore is too lazy to do such a thing.

Look what I found:
http://aspietalk.wordpress.com/2009/09/ ... -aspie-if/

The fourth one made me laugh because I actually did that today

You might be an aspie if......

In prep after writing the date at the top of the page you ask your teacher, "What will i be putting at the top of my page in the yr 2000? Will i have to write out the whole 2000 or just write 00 because 00 would mean that it was nothing and no yr."

You remember whole conversations from when you were 4 yrs old.

You completed multiple degrees by the age most people start university.

You had to look up on the internet, how to order a beer because you were too scared to walk up to the bar and not know the particular brands or sizings of the glass.

If you find it relaxing to read the street directory.

You shower at least 3 times a day because you feel dirty but you can wear the same clothes until they are visibly dirty.

..... you come with with the answer to a popular joke, "A white Egret in the Dominican Republic," instead of the answer you're supposed to get, "A gray elephant in Denmark."

YMBAAI when someone asks you where the hell Ghana is, you helpfully tell them it’s next to Togo and Burkina Faso, then can't understand why they're still unsure.

YMBAAI when everything you're going to eat undergoes a mini-autopsy before you eat it.

You hear the term "Nadal Narrative" on the Tennis Channel and enjoy its alliterative feel.

"if people told you you drive like a granny when you were 23 years old "

I'm 23 and people HAVE told me that! Haha.

Actually, I heard that back when I was 16

Haha, that was me until once last week where the band did fall apart and the watch went down on the floor... first then I went to buy another band.

YMBAAI you enjoy wearing costumes on days other than halloween, and actually do wear them. Being godzilla in a grocery store is fun .

My job is to dress as a pirate at a halloween shop. It is fun. Nobody expects a pirate to act normal either.

I am so jealous. I work in a fancy fashion store in a mall where it is paramount to look "Normal". Do you get to say "Argh, this costume be on sale matey!" ever? That would be so fun!

You might be an aspie if....you were the only one happy when you were in school and your teacher would tell the class that talking and group work privileges are taken away.

YMBAAI...people are always saying to you, how do you know that?!

YMBAAI....you would take the long way to avoid a group of people that appear to be in your age group.

YMBAAI...young kids harrass you.

That is basically my job. It does overload my socializing abilities a lot but it is kind of fun the rest of the time.

YMBAAI you have a "spot" for everything, but you still forget where you put stuff.