You Might be an Aspie if...

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You may be an Aspie if, upon arriving home and seeing an advertisement on your door from the landlord for referring new residents with the title "Got Friends?" in bold at the top, you get really depressed and divide the rest of your evening between playing with your Rubik's Cube and your yo-yo.

You may be an Aspie if you want to go outside and do something, but you can't decide what you want to do, and when you think of something to do you're not really sure you want to do it, so you go back to trying to figure out what you want to do, and repeat the cycle several times, then realize it's too late in the day to really do anything, so you pick it up the next day, only to repeat the cycle several more times, and end up spending an entire 3-day weekend inside your apartment and your only contact with other humans ends up being through an online forum.

You may be an Aspie if you're capable of creating the run-on sentence from Hell.

I get thrilled and excited and happy to pick up a cat I find on the back deck meowing and pet and cuddle it than I do meeting new people.Today a little orange female kitten made her way onto the back deck.She was meowing by the door.I came out and found her.I picked her up, pet her, scratched her ears, and cuddled her. She wanted to follow me to the college and was rubbing up against my leg and nudging me to be pet some more.I scratched her behind the ears,then gently shooed her away since I was going toward the main road and didnt want this cute little kitten run over.She was the cutest thing ever.She looked like she had a home since she looked well groomed and fed. I want a kitten like that when I finish school and buy a house.I cant now since my landlady doesnt want any animals in the place.

You are always late because you lost your walet or keyes.

You were the ring leader in the group of you and the two brothers who were your neighbors. You usually directed the let's pretend games, were the strangest and fastest, you played with Hot Wheels and Frisbees and gliders. Then one day they took up soccer and you lost them.

You think that "War And Peace" is light reading.

If you always forget to say "hi" to your Grandma evn though she makes a big guilt trip put of it every time you do.

If you had more than 3 car accidents not due to drinking and driving, and they were your fault.

If you visit some friends together with some other friends, and while the others begin to (small) talk together, you spot this big longhaired cat of theirs, stroke it and fall totally in love with its long soft hair and spend a long time digging your fingers into the fur in a quite stimmy way!

(Yeah, I've done that.)

YMBAAI you demand to know how many minutes it takes for the anestetic to be fully functioning, how many minutes the dentist's drill will be screaming like the banshees of hell. . . how many minutes you have to sit in one position.

YMBAAI you can (barely)bear it if you know how long it might take.

You might be an aspie If others notice your aspie-ness (Social anxiety, 'how you carry yourself', etc)

YMBAAI...

You have nicer oufits and care products for your many pets than you do for yourself (It's true... my dog has more designer sweaters than I do and even has her own toothpaste in citris flavour. Lucky spoiled kids! Why do they have to be so lovable...)

You posted on this thread MANY times already. You still keep on thinking of things to post every day but restrain yourself and hold it off until a week later.

You manage to find the energy to reorganize every book you own in alphabetical order in three separate weight/size classes (shelf-breaking, medium, and paper back novel), yet you forgot to brush your hair after a shower. Bonus points if you know the exact number of books you own (109, as of this specific post).

You've broken a book shelf from the sheer weight of books... twice.

Your Mother thought she lost you in your own room when she came to visit after you forgot to call her for nearly a month. "No really... I wasn't avoiding you. I just don't care what's going on at home... Hey! Don't get upset at me. What did I say that was so wrong?"

YMBAI:

You realized you misspelled a word in a post a long time ago, and you tried to forget about it, but finally you had to go back to correct it, but it was more than 9999 minutes so the system wouldn't let you and that made you sad.