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18 Feb 2010, 9:00 pm

I don't think Aliens make us autistic, I actually think Autistic people's ancestors are aliens(that can breed with humans) who abducted women and made them pregnant with alien children(Autistics)
sometimes when an Alien (Autistic person) breeds with a Human(NT) the kid could be more human but the Alien gene resurfices after a while. I also think we have different alien ancestors, this is why many other autistic people also seem like Aliens to me (although not as Alien as NTs)

This could also explain why its speculated that theres a link between Autism and psychic abilities.



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18 Feb 2010, 9:07 pm

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I don't think Aliens make us autistic, I actually think Autistic people's ancestors are aliens(that can breed with humans) who abducted women and made them pregnant with alien children(Autistics)
sometimes when an Alien (Autistic person) breeds with a Human(NT) the kid could be more human but the Alien gene resurfices after a while. I also think we have different alien ancestors, this is why many other autistic people also seem like Aliens to me (although not as Alien as NTs)

This could also explain why its speculated that theres a link between Autism and psychic abilities.


Please tell me this is one of those rare instances where the sarcasm is going completely over my head.


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18 Feb 2010, 9:12 pm

I think it's also a situation where the sarcasm at the beginning of the article has gone over someone else's head...



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18 Feb 2010, 9:17 pm

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I think it's also a situation where the sarcasm at the beginning of the article has gone over someone else's head...


Haha, that too. I forgot exactly what the OP said; I had to go back and read it. If he replies back, I'll explain in the morning why that isn't the case (other than the fact that we have had ZERO contact with other life, much less other intelligent life). I'm just getting a little tired, and I tend to be kind of snarky. I like it though; it's refreshing. It's as close as I ever come to being un-nice, and it helps let off steam.

Also, your towel cabinet story cracked me up! :lol:


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18 Feb 2010, 9:33 pm

Thanks. ^^ That was a lot of fun, too. I played that game all the time.



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18 Feb 2010, 10:34 pm

Oh my god. Are you guys serious?
Step in the real world.



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18 Feb 2010, 10:52 pm

I was abducted by the martians, who shot marshmallow jelly up my nose and then gave me electric shock treatment. I'm going to turn into a marshmallow eventually. Maybe the reason why people eat a lot of marshmallows is because the government is aware of the martians' strategy for invasion and are trying to feed them to people. I am, of course, being sarcastic. I don't think that autism is really caused by aliens.


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19 Feb 2010, 1:01 am

I am really from a planet of meerkats. Meerkats aren't really from earth, they are just smart enough to trick you silly humans into thinking they are. I was one of the meerkat scientists given human form so I could blend in and study the humans. Not a very bright bunch if you ask me. 2012 is when we meerkats are going to let everyone in our our plans. :silly:


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19 Feb 2010, 1:24 am

Well, i had an uncle leap out of a guys chest when he was born . . . a nympho cousin whose body could gestate a child in several minutes (course she had hormonal issues and was a serial murderer) . . . oh, a grandfather who was into collecting skulls (preferring to take them fresh from commandos). Lemme see here had a many-times great uncle who was into circles bridging worlds (but seemed to despise Egyptians), and there was also that grandmother who had issues with "flying monsters that attacked her at night" . . .


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19 Feb 2010, 7:47 am

aspiegirl2 wrote:
I was abducted by the martians, who shot marshmallow jelly up my nose and then gave me electric shock treatment. I'm going to turn into a marshmallow eventually. Maybe the reason why people eat a lot of marshmallows is because the government is aware of the martians' strategy for invasion and are trying to feed them to people. I am, of course, being sarcastic. I don't think that autism is really caused by aliens.


So it was in fact Mars-mallows? :wink:



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19 Feb 2010, 10:04 am

No, cause alien abductions aren't real-



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19 Feb 2010, 10:18 am

It would certainly explain the uncontrollable urge to point my index finger upwards while searching for a communication device of sorts (or an electronic children's toy) and why my abdomen lights up when I'm in an exceptionally good mood.


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19 Feb 2010, 3:18 pm

valkyrieraven88 wrote:
I think it's also a situation where the sarcasm at the beginning of the article has gone over someone else's head...


I think it's more a matter of sarcasm starting with the OP, and rapidly circling out of control, for great comedic benefit.



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19 Feb 2010, 3:19 pm

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19 Feb 2010, 5:25 pm

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Sometimes I like to look up information on the consept of alien abduction. I personaly never believed in it but a lot of other people do. This one guy sells (or tells how to make) a special hat or helmet that will stop the aliens from getting you. Aliens supposdly communicate telaphaticaly and the material of this hat blocks your thoughts. A lady made or purchaced a hat for her son who before he started wearing it was diagnosed as autistic.

"The woman’s son, age 8, starting wearing a #3 helmet. Previous to the helmet he was diagnosed as autistic, had reoccurring nightmares of what he said were monsters, and told his mother that aliens told him to obey them. He has not been taken while wearing the helmet and his doctors report that his autism has improved markedly. However, he reported that he was abducted on his way to or from school. He had several unexplained marks on his body and told his mother that he had surgery. A neurologist who examined the boy said he has an abnormal EEG."

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I am really from a planet of meerkats. Meerkats aren't really from earth, they are just smart enough to trick you silly humans into thinking they are. I was one of the meerkat scientists given human form so I could blend in and study the humans. Not a very bright bunch if you ask me. 2012 is when we meerkats are going to let everyone in our our plans. :silly:


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03 Jul 2014, 1:58 am

I'm going to go a bit against the grain on this one and say that obviously this is an absurd idea with no credibility. However, I have experienced two "alien abductions" in the past. As much as it was most likely simply a psychological phenomenon (e.g. half asleep hallucination) that was triggered by my belief in the subject I will add that being autistic probably made it a hell of a lot more likely for this to happen and it was a weird time to say the least. Autism makes it so someone has less cultural conditioning which is an important shaping force for NTs. Without this, the autistic person may be less skeptical of such an experience.