You Might be an Aspie if...

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Me too! 3 partitions: 1/2 and 2x1/4. They are very hard to find where I live.

...... you own partitioned plates which you use daily.

I hate soup, I can't eat it.

I also can't stand it when people take perfectly good vegetables and potatoes then think it's a good idea to mash it all up together... I mean... What The Frak? It was perfectly good to eat untill you did that!

Activating Hard Mode- "all of this actually makes sense."

There is only one answer to these questions. A bearman was born to a couple. how was this possible ?
? yregrus rewsna ereht si- era de la cirugía observando las plantas. whatever you do, don't wash your hands.
throw them up. clap with them, shake others, but never wash them. svo fatlaður spurningu


Lasr head exploded... This time your dog (doesn't matter if you don't have one.) gives you explosive diareah. You have caught a rare allergy.

If you have suuceesfully figured this out. congrats!
againn éirigh ag dramhaíola do am, a thabhairt níos gaire duit chun doom!

You spend 10 minutes in the electronics department at Wal-Mart trying to explain to a friend what a terabyte is and after 10 minutes of doing a crappy job of it, you Google it on your Blackberry to show them what it is.

You might be an Aspie if...

...you simply can't force yourself to care about why Tiger Woods crashed his car into a tree...unless golf is your special interest, in which case you know every last detail down to the pressure the tyres were inflated to and the radio station the car radio was tuned to!

YMBAAI you honestly can't see why anyone should care when a celebrity does something like this, I do not know this person therefore I don't care.

YMBAAI an ex-client passed away and some of the staff went to his funeral, but obviously you don't go for similar reasons to the above (I had no reason to talk to him once he became an ex-client, so why would I go to his funeral?)

Related to that, YMBAAI the main thing that distressed you on finding out about the ex-client dying is the effect it had on the office for the rest of the day, not the news itself.

Did I say this one?

YMBAAI:

whilst working at a warehouse sorting mail, a thunderstorm starts. The first crack or lighting kills the silence, and everyone begins chatting(except you). You dutifully note that their chatter is much like chickens clucking frantically in a storm.

hello friends i am new to this community...
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I have one

"you might be an auspie if you didn't sleep the night before because 'you were up all night thinking'"

...for the last 20 years.

Or if your doctor prescribes large doses of sleeping pills, and you still don't.

Brilliant!

YMBAAI:

You were going to post a YMBAAI but forgot it because brilliance wiped your memory clean.

If you can't force yourself to listen to Top 40 or watch American Idol, no matter how hard you try.

I don't think that's necessarily an Aspie trait. It could be a "You Might Be Intelligent If...", though.

YMBAAI:

You see 1980s GI JOE toys online and get excited. But what you think about is the neat little slots and tabs that held the missiles, and how it felt to squeeze them on. You dont actually remember playing pretend.

you might be an aspie if you call something "stupid", not because your trying to be hateful or spiteful or mean, but simply because you think it very plainly IS stupid.

You might be an aspie if: You spend more time thinking about a certain subject, than you spend thinking about sex.
YMBAAI: If you had an intense interest in stones as a kid. I knew the different stones names and could sit in our parking lot searching for neat stones for hours and have a splendid time.
YMBAAI: You intensely enjoy the social "chit-chat" of talking about a certain subject, but get silent and move on when that discussion is over.
YMBAAI: You spend 10x as much time on WP than you do with social activities.
YMBAAI: You spend so much time on a web site that you have to go manually into the system files and add a block-string for that site. I'm thinking about doing it for WP, and I already did it for a singing technique forum that I spent a huge ammount of time on.
You might possibly be an aspie if you didn't know that imaginary play was something kids do.
Oh.. YMBAAI: You're not a native english speaker, but know english better than most native speakers. Or you might just come from an americanized society with a better school system. Or both.