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anomie
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03 Feb 2010, 9:09 am

boredcrab wrote:

ymbaai:

your waitress already knows what you're going to order before you open your mouth

... and they know what table to bring it to as well!
The waitress at my lunch place once apologised to me because there was someone at my table.

YMBAAI:

You REALLY ENJOY train journeys when there's no-one sitting next to you, and REALLY HATE them when there is!

Kaizer
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03 Feb 2010, 12:56 pm

lol i like this

You maybe an aspie if you have a constant running commentary with yourself running in your head but when its your turn to talk to another human being you have nothing to say

ProfessorX
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03 Feb 2010, 2:12 pm

You might be an Aspie if you go around using quotations & dialogue from films or tv shows in daily life...

superboyian
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03 Feb 2010, 4:36 pm

You might be an aspie if you talk to a wall :lol:

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mpw123
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04 Feb 2010, 7:03 am

Kaizer wrote:

lol i like this

You maybe an aspie if you have a constant running commentary with yourself running in your head but when its your turn to talk to another human being you have nothing to say

lol sounds like my experience with ADHD

Blindspot149
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06 Feb 2010, 6:10 am

YMBAA if..........................

You edit your posts more than 5 times after it is submitted AND.........................you check your spelling and grammar AFTER submitting the post

Although this is purely hypothetical.................... :lol:

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06 Feb 2010, 7:43 am

...You get in the car one morning and hear on the radio, "For those who just got back from Mars..." this is followed by the Superbowl score. And you just did get back from Mars.

ProfessorX
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06 Feb 2010, 12:07 pm

You might be an Aspie if you make strange sound effects...

Blindspot149
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06 Feb 2010, 12:15 pm

YMBAA if.................you ask your wife to remind you about something 'important' when you have Post it stickers ON your desk AND an iphone with a diary planner :!: :!: :!:

AND she might not be an Aspie if she reminds you that you have Post it stickers and an iphone with a diary planner :lol:

:roll:

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GreyThorn
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07 Feb 2010, 2:55 pm

YMBAAI you're more excited for the How It's Made marathon on Discovery Science than you are about the Superbowl today.

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Audiophile
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08 Feb 2010, 1:36 am

GreyThorn wrote:

YMBAAI you're more excited for the How It's Made marathon in Discovery Science than you are about the Superbowl today.

THERE WAS?!?!?!

Man I would have never wasted time at a stupid party to keep my dad from saying that I live in a hole and never leave my room.

YMBAAI You are intently asking the details of your brothers snowmobile he just got.

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08 Feb 2010, 1:38 am

GreyThorn wrote:

YMBAAI you're more excited for the How It's Made marathon in Discovery Science than you are about the Superbowl today.

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GreyGhost
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08 Feb 2010, 7:45 pm

I love this thread! I relate to almost every single post!

You might be an aspie if you get dumped by the guy you are dating and you jump up and down for joy because it gives you so much more time to hang out by yourself, get lost in your own thoughts and obsess over trains.

wesmontfan
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08 Feb 2010, 8:23 pm

Question.

What do you do if you call your best friend whom you only spoke to on the phone a week before. and get the voice saying "the number you have dialed has been disconected."?

Do you
(A) assume that your best friend has either died, gone insane, or been put in prison, and that the phone compnay has disconnected their number for non-payment of the phone bill (all within one week)?

Or
(B) Immediatley redial the phone number to make sure you didnt get a wrong number?

If (A) you're an NT. NT's assume that they are infallaible.. If (B) you are an aspie becaause only an apsie would realize that there are ten digits in a phone number and you will entertain the notion that you mayve missdialed one of those ten digits.

crescentfresh420
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09 Feb 2010, 12:35 am

you might be an aspie if you are a weirdo and smell funny

SplinterStar
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09 Feb 2010, 8:30 am

Phoenixx77 wrote:

YMBAAI...

You totally can relate to Dr. Sayer from Awakenings when he talks about how comforting the Periodic chart is. “They’re all secure. You can’t change that.”

You become very annoyed when you discover that your teenage niece thinks the periodic chart is what she uses to track her monthly cycles.

You find it hard to respect people because they seem so dumb and they value stupid things like celebrities and sports.

When you do find someone you respect, you become totally obsessed and unquestionably loyal to them.

You can’t seem to ever part with your old national geographics, because what would you do for information if there is ever a EMP surge, or something happens to your internet connection.?

You were shocked to discover in 1st grade that everyone didn’t know all the planets in the solar system, their correct order, all their moons, and their chemical composition.

You were extremely upset when they “de-planteted” Pluto.

Another reason you hate shopping is you always forget where you parked, and wander around the parking lot looking like an idiot.

You have been known to drink barbeque sauce, salad dressing, or chocolate syrup right out of the container.

You find it amazing that people are so lazy they never think for themselves, read anything at all, or know any basic science or history.

You are upset by stupid people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re; their, there and they’re; or to, too, and two.

The only text you hate more than lol is ur.

You only have a cell phone for emergencies, and you get more wrong numbers than actual calls for yourself.

Ever since I discovered National Geographic magazines when I turned seven, I haven't had the heart to throw any of them away. Most of my rental storage unit is filled with rare books and National Geographic magazines that I love too much.

YMBAAI...

...You have so many books that you tend to sleep on the couch and converted your bedroom into a library with an alphabetical sorting system. Bonus points if it rivals the public library in quality and variety.

... If the people at the book repair shop have offered you a job because you save books on the edge of death better than they do. They are disappointed when they learn you already work in another bookshop part-time because you want to, not because you need the money!

... If you have a tattoo of your most favorite quote from your most favorite book down your back, simply because the story mirrors your life and you've read the story at least twelve times.

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