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maleb
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09 Feb 2010, 9:25 am

Hey, I don't like it when people talk about me :wink:

GreyGhost
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09 Feb 2010, 4:54 pm

You might be an aspie if you buy a new TV, get it hooked up and forget the old one is sitting in the floor for a week.

You might be an aspie if your books are arranged alphabetically by author and by subject but all of your clothes are in a pile on the bedroom floor.

You might be an aspie if you prefer to spend your birthday alone or with your animals rather than have a bunch of people pay attention to you.

You might be an aspie if you go into a library at opening time and get kicked out at closing time and the whole trip felt like ten minutes or less.

Ray_Carver
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09 Feb 2010, 8:28 pm

i love all these! they make me laugh so much, because they are so true!

i do the alphabetical arrangement of my books and DVDs too, and my mom gets so annoyed, because i can do that, but i can't seem to manage to keep my room clean...

here is my stab at it...
you might be an Aspie if you have ever interrupted a lesson to inform your teacher he spelled a word wrong on the board, and then proceeded to tell him how it should be spelled.
you might be an Aspie if you were on a field trip to the sheriff's department and you supplied the sheriff with the name of the compound used to reveal blood evidence (Luminol), which you knew from watching CSI religiously.
you might be an Aspie if you have ever snapped at a friend for not using proper punctuation and grammar while instant messaging.
you might be an Aspie if you started reading these outloud to your mom because you think they are funny, and she is sitting next to you nodding at every other one you read off.

MONKEY
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10 Feb 2010, 4:44 am

Ray_Carver wrote:

i love all these! they make me laugh so much, because they are so true!

i do the alphabetical arrangement of my books and DVDs too, and my mom gets so annoyed, because i can do that, but i can't seem to manage to keep my room clean...

here is my stab at it...
you might be an Aspie if you have ever interrupted a lesson to inform your teacher he spelled a word wrong on the board, and then proceeded to tell him how it should be spelled.
you might be an Aspie if you were on a field trip to the sheriff's department and you supplied the sheriff with the name of the compound used to reveal blood evidence (Luminol), which you knew from watching CSI religiously.
you might be an Aspie if you have ever snapped at a friend for not using proper punctuation and grammar while instant messaging.
[b]you might be an Aspie if you started reading these outloud to your mom because you think they are funny, and she is sitting next to you nodding at every other one you read off.[b/]

Or she isn't that interested and is getting bored after reading loads but you carry on any way because you can't tell she's losing interest.

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Aspie19828
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10 Feb 2010, 7:36 am

You may be an aspie if you can not work in a team and have no communication skills.
You may be an aspie if you have flat feet which makes physical work hard.
You may be an aspie if you have never worked a day in your life.
You may be an aspie if you are a member of Generation Y born between 1978 to 1992.
You may be an aspie if you are looking for a government handout or a high paying job that requires you doing nothing.
You may be an aspie if you are lazy and stupid.
You may be an aspie if you are a genius and have a photographic memory.

SplinterStar
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10 Feb 2010, 1:05 pm

Aspie19828 wrote:

A little harsh? We're not all bad you know.

Klint
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10 Feb 2010, 1:29 pm

You might be an aspie if you understand this reference:

ProfessorX
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10 Feb 2010, 2:15 pm

You might be an Aspie, if you go around listening to the tv at a absurdly low volume despite, others thinking you have hearing trouble or something...

MONKEY
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10 Feb 2010, 2:36 pm

Klint wrote:

You might be an aspie if you understand this reference:

Hello new desktop wallpaper!!

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11 Feb 2010, 5:22 am

MONKEY wrote:

Klint wrote:

You might be an aspie if you understand this reference:

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Hello new desktop wallpaper!!

Me too

I wonder if anyone else is like me...

When i like a female sex isnt even on the boundaries of my thought process, but because you're a guy you're seen as having that as your only reason to be interested in someone, when the only reason you're interested in them is because you actually find them interesting, and its a rare thing to feel so, at least for me

And on top of that is the irony is that i dont like people touching me.....

- 38 years old and never had a girlfriend

friedmacguffins
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11 Feb 2010, 12:39 pm

Aspie19828 wrote:

SplinterStar wrote:

A little harsh? We're not all bad you know.

Well, if you can ignore pain, and if you need an excuse to isolate yourself, repetetive exercise is strongly grounding.

Not only is this not harsh, it could stand to be more explicit.

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12 Feb 2010, 12:50 am

You tell the truth about everything about yourself, over and over and over, again.

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FePixie
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12 Feb 2010, 7:01 am

YMBAAI you've been working in web design for 10 years and have only just realised those little messy links up top are called "breadcrumbs" not because they're usually small and messy but because you can follow then back to where you came from like hansel and gretel :oops:

BLK95TA
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12 Feb 2010, 2:55 pm

I thought Gen gen Y didn't start until 1980? I always considered myself an X (1979)

tttnjfttt
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12 Feb 2010, 6:16 pm

BLK95TA wrote:

I thought Gen gen Y didn't start until 1980? I always considered myself an X (1979)

From what I've read, generation start and end dates tend to be very vague, especially with Gen X and Gen Y. I've read the dividing year to be anywhere between 1976 and 1981. Some times they talk about the MTV generation which is from 1976 - 1985 which covers the overlap.

Hyacynth
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13 Feb 2010, 3:29 pm

you might be an aspie if you are going to draw just for fun but cannot since the drawing was going to have a black outline and your black pen was out of ink.

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