The humor of flatulence: awesome?

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Well is it?

I think so. Anyone else share this opinion? Is this an aspie thing? Do you distrust and hold in contempt those who disdain the common flatus's intrinsic comedic value?

I personally get a lot of pleasure out of taking a massive rip and then smelling it afterwards.

ಠ_ಠ

well...no.. not really

but...to each his own.... i guess

It's amazing. I love it when people deadpan fart. It's just the funniest.

The quieter the room, the funnier it is

To fart, it is a pleasure.
It gives the bowels an ease.
When done underneath the bed-clothes.
It suffocates the fleas.

I can "armpit fart" with nearly any part of my body... it takes a certain appreciation of flatulence jokes to develop that skill.

Nothing is as embarrassing as an ill timed "drive by"

Now I know one of the reasons that\
I will not grow up.

farts are funny as heck.

No.

i have always had an extreme aversion to flatulence.
when i was very little, i read that the sense of smell is the result of microscopic particles of whatever is being smelled coming into contact with my olfactory epithelium.

this taught me that the contents of the flatulators' anus is touching the inside of my nose.

i am absolutely insensed at the invasion of my nostrils by a persons colonic expulsion.

when i was young, people farted deliberately in my presence in order to see my extreme evasive reaction. they found it funny. even in a class room, they farted at me because i would immediately run out of the class. i also used to (and still do) wipe my lips dry so that fewer particles get stuck on my lips. to think that the particles are even touching my skin (although i can not sense that) adds to my revulsion.

the goofy inane laughter of those who farted, together with the mirth of their friends who made no attempt to get away themselves made me very hostile to the whole genre of supposed "fart humor".

I've read about those microscopic particles too. it definitely puts a different perspective on bad smells. Generally I just don't see the humor.

a fart in somebody else's spacesuit is always funnier than a fart in one's own spacesuit.
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"hoof arted? it was the dog, i tell you! the DOG!"

a fart is a start
if you have no working cart
with which to wheel your thoughts so smart
to a living ear.

it is world a f*cking part
from a work of solid art.
it comes from pressing ones butt apart,
and splits your rear.

it splits your ear
it splits your rear
and all you really hear
is a sound by a mind not near...........

to the seer that sees so clear a working heart.




i am sorry i should have been asleep now and i am sleep talking.