Since this is the time of year when one spends quality time doing goverment-mandated homework, here is a little gem to lighten your mood. From IRS Publication 525 Taxable and Nontaxable Income. For use in preparing 2004 Returns, section Miscellaneous Income, page 31:
Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year you return it to its rightful owner.
For anyone interested, you include this value in line 21 of form 1040.