100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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12 Apr 2011, 10:52 am

What really annoys me is when I go to someones house and they have this real expensive big screen high definition television and they do not have it set up right so all I see is a crummy low definition blurry picture that looks worse than a regular television.

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12 Apr 2011, 11:00 am

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But they HAVE one. Got to keep up the standard of living, right? :roll:

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12 Apr 2011, 11:49 am

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Yeah - and the colour level and contrast are set so badly the image practically leaves scratch marks on your eyes.

I want to tell them to leave the room while I set it up properly for them, but they're too busy drooling over its impressive size and outrageous volume levels to notice the distorted crap they're viewing.

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12 Apr 2011, 11:50 am

Right but it is like buying a sports car and driving it at 55 miles per hour. Usually nuerotypical people have most of the equipment ,

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12 Apr 2011, 11:56 am

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Usually nuerotypical people have most of the equipment ,

Smalltalk food. :wink:

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12 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

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337. Whistle happy songs and be upbeat and chatty first thing in the morning - although this would admittedly be irritating for anyone who hasn't had a lobotomy.

Evven better...

339. At a camp, when everybody's lined up in front of the dining hall for breakfast at 7 a.m. in their groups, make them compete by singing really loudly, and whichever group's the loudest gets to go inside for food first.

Camp Pendalouon (or however they spell it) or is there another camp that does that?

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12 Apr 2011, 3:01 pm

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Hate them because they are hyposensitive to pain.

A bully was once throwing pine cones at me so I ran and he claimed he hit me at the back of my head and I said "No you didn't." He said he got me and I told him he did not or else I'd feel it. He said I didn't feel a thing because I got no brains up there to feel it. As an adult I realize is it possible he may have gotten me and I was too hypersensitive to even feel it?

I can't answer that, but that does remind me of an incident in the childhood of Peanuts creator Charles Schultz, a probable Aspie, who was pelted repeatedly by his as*hole cousin.
I know it doesn't pertain to the subject at hand, but you just reminded me of it.

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That was a rhetorical question.

Rhetorical questions are a good way to annoy an aspie. :-P

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12 Apr 2011, 3:13 pm

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Rhetorical questions are a good way to annoy an aspie. :-P

Ya think?

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12 Apr 2011, 3:19 pm

wavefreak58 wrote:

redwulf25_ci wrote:

Rhetorical questions are a good way to annoy an aspie. :-P

Ya think?

YES!! !

Or was I not supposed to answer that?

And the thing about the TVs annoys me too. We have an HDTV downstairs and yet we don't spend the extra $10 a month for HD channels. It's pathetic. And what's even worse is nobody even notices it but me.

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12 Apr 2011, 3:58 pm

Yes I was so annoyed whenever I visited my relatives that I gave them a cheap indoor TV antenna for Christmas. Now everytime I visit my relatives I get to watch the over the air high definition channels for free!

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12 Apr 2011, 5:53 pm

Insist that they wear a hat.

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13 Apr 2011, 10:26 pm

What sometimes annoys me is being asked to do something that seems totally illogical! Sometimes it's having to tell my Mom how to get her gadgets to perform certain technological functions for the nth time(but I'm slowly getting over that)! :roll:

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13 Apr 2011, 11:10 pm

Run your index finger through the autistic person's crack repeatedly for 30 seconds. Some jerk did that to me back in my underwear days when I didn't have that problem I speak of and I wish that I broke his finger that day. I also hope that he's reading this post. :evil:

I was in Grade 5.

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13 Apr 2011, 11:53 pm

redwulf25_ci wrote:

League_Girl wrote:

Kraichgauer wrote:

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Hate them because they are hyposensitive to pain.

That was a rhetorical question.

Rhetorical questions are a good way to annoy an aspie. :-P

Answering rhetorical questions is a great way to annoy an NT. :twisted:

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14 Apr 2011, 10:35 am

As a roommate:

Insist that a certain spoon that keeps ending up in the dishwasher that looks EXACTLY like ALL of your other ones is, in fact, not yours at all. Keep putting it into the aspie's silverware drawer instead.

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14 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:

redwulf25_ci wrote:

Rhetorical questions are a good way to annoy an aspie. :-P

Answering rhetorical questions is a great way to annoy an NT. :twisted:

very true.

On a related note, something to annoy an Aspie is to ask them "How are you?" without waiting for a reply. What's the point?

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