Would You Join My Brotherhood of Evil Aspies?

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If you are not with us, you are by definition against us! Even if you are doing things that are quite helpful and not at all detrimental to our cause.
Seriously, though, you don't have to be public and out in the open in tight-fitting brightly coloured spandex when allied to the Brotherhood. We could use some black ops agents, honestly. And wouldn't you want to share some of the loot we gather? You'd be greatly rewarded if you helped undermine NT authority.

Hell, I'll even let you rule another country, if you like.

Because of the kerosene reservoir on his back, or because of the tubes that ran from that tank to his gloves? I always thought he could easily snag those things in combat. Worse, smart opponents tend to target the tank.
He was lucky he never went kaboom.


You're quite correct. However, there must be autistics in the CIA and the NSA which we could approach and who'd be willing to secretly advance our agenda. It's not like many NT's are reading this forum, beside parents of aspies. And of those that do, who's going to take this thread seriously?

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I'm willing to change the name into Brethrenhood, if this is the only thing that keeps you from joining an openly terrorist organisation founded to promote the supremacy of one demographic above all others.

We'd need to destroy something that the NT's depend on if we are to ever stand a chance at world domination.

Well, the trick is, you should let the evil laugh rise up from deep within your lungs. Let your full reservoir of inhaled air fuel it. It makes the laugh more booming and dark than your normal speaking voice. Don't force the vocal chords, many people make that mistake.

And you could always delegate governing the country to your underlings. While they take care of all the politics, you'll be free to go where you please, enjoy the good life.

Well, what can I say? We have to LOOK the part, even if it means making a sacrifice like wearing an itchy costume. The lack of comfort in the costume will serve as a reminder to us that we are ANGRY! It is to goad us. And flashy costumes are indispensible, because the people need to be... astonished.



What, social media?

We are organising the brotherhood of evil aspies on a social media site right now... Besides, most of the aspies here are probably addicted to social media anyways :\

You can call me Dragonfly. I will control the minions of the forest (plants and animals) as well as the elements to do our bidding!! !

I also must object with this whole spandex business. I must wear natural fiber. It is my way.

x-men actually has got no evil side... just two different oppositions and we see it all through the eyes of the conservatives, fighting against the visionars who are willing to sacrifice humanity for building a new and better world.
neverthless, it's a stupid, stupid movie xD

the title of this thread is a bit freaky, don't you think? isn't reading superhero-comics and living in irrational fantasy-things a vice of lower minded people? the kind of aspergians who do this have to be very different to what I knew.
if this was just a joke, I'm sorry^^ I've grown oversensitive about blinders here. xD

Will there be punch and pie?

Let me rephrase that: the major social networking sites. Message boards with a specific topic, like this one, will be outside of our line of fire. We keep those, but take out the big ones like MSN, Facebook, and Twitter. Specialised internet fora are geek dens anyway, and everyone knows a geek venue is 80% Aspie.

Wow, cool power, seriously. Does it have anything to do with your interests?

Also, as of now: trenchcoats for everyone who's opposed to spandex!!

Of course it's a joke. My actual plans of world domination are a purely private matter.

And I thought First Class was flawed. I have to admit I think I'd have enjoyed it more if I had been a kid. Hell, I liked Judge Dredd.

I'm torn on First Class (or any X-Men movie) presenting the main struggle as being a clash of ideologies between Xavier and Magneto. I prefer to think to see X-Men as Xavier and his X-Men finding themselves hemmed in between the equally rampant bigotry of Magneto and like-minded mutants on one side, and that of prejudiced normal humans on the other. And it's the X-Men's charge to combat both for the sake of peaceful coexistence.

I don't think Magneto's ways were ever intended to be equally valid to Xavier's, and I've never read a comic that presents it like that.

Why thank you! Yes it does relate to my interests. I <3 dragonflies, and I have an interest in the occult, so control of the elements stems from that interest. I am also interested in ecology, so knowledge of ecosystems would be important with my power.

Fun thread!

Thank you so much! Until recently I have never been invited to be even a feral member of a group before. I better point out- if posessed by wolf spirit I may get overecited bite randomly and would be little predictable use in operations. A wolf bite I think is one of the strongest on the planet.
Removing a superwolf attached to your forearm or leg may be a bit tricky and embarassing in a tense situation.

I am constructing a tractor beam though, and you are all welcome to come and play if we need to power it up.

Don't they get this is our play.

Meme

I'm in.



Down with GDI!

Ooh, can I join? Or is it too late?

My codename will be the Lunar Witch. I will use my spellcasting (and knowledge of how to properly use propaganda and the Evil Overlord lists) to ensure our victory! (But the propaganda will probably come in more handy.) Oh, and I can cook, too!

As a suggestion, we should change our name to simply the Brotherhood. They can be our public front, peaceful and happy. However, we should also have the Sisterhood (based on the yin-yang concepts, in which male is Light and female is Dark, not actual gender), that carries out our...lesser-known agendas. We don't want to make the same mistake as the mutants, after all. They failed because the X-Men were there to play the role of the 'nice guys', leaving the mutants split in two camps. We want all Aspies united under one banner.

I love being evil. XD

Is this like a video game that instead you use your body?

i'm evil, but video games arent really my thing. I still want to be in your gang however

I'm hanging out with Lunar Witch!

No.

I won't join your pathetic little team because it conflicts with my ideologies. Survival belongs to the most autistic. EVERYONE SHALL KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ASPIE-OCALYPSE!! !! !

(Yep, that's my codename)

I would not join any evil group, we have enough of those already. I would however be interested in seeing some kind of connection group for those with aspergers to look out for each other.