Evil plan.... mwhahaha

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This site was amusing enough to share (even if you've seen it before)

Evil Plan Generator

tee hee!

Stage four : grow An Eyebrow (or two).

I have two eyebrows, they are really useful.

oh, tell me about it, dahhhhhling...

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wall street executive. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the White House. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

you're asking ME for suggestions? are you MAD!!??? do you want me to get BANNED?! !!

hahahahahaha!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a diplomat. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the White House. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, frightened by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Yay!

The eye-brows are used with the lashes to keep furfuration out of you eyes.

Mark T. Pierce