Evil plan.... mwhahaha

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I do not know.....

Falling scurf/dandruff apparently.... nice eh?

Tasty.

I am sorry I type and speak using odd terminologies with out thinking of the reader or listener. I can't shut it off. Dunc is correct. I apologize if I nauseated any one I thought the use of eyebrows was an actual question.

Mark T. Pierce

Don't worry Mark - you'll soon get used to our sense of humour. You haven't upset anyone.

That is such a kick ass word.

Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Warp Reality.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all.

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone the chosen one. The world will sense a grave disturbance, stunned by your insufferable act. Who is this despoiler of all that is good, dumb and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin?

Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled lost glory, older than the buildings, older than the night itself. Upon seeing this, the others will lose their minds, as the forces of nature hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no person will ever again dare roll eir eyes. Everyone will suffer and thrive in your enlightened sacrifice, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Yay! And when you are ruler, make the national anthem Nile's Lashed To The Slave Stick.

My evil plan is to have a really big black guy with aids rape all the rich people in the world.

"It was so horrible! Everything was fine, then there was this huge shadow, it grabbed me and then my ass was in agony!" Testified bill gates before donating 500 million dollars to AIDS research organizations.

That can be deemed slightly racist though..... And Bill Gates may be an Aspie!

It is actually a story i'm writing. He is a super hero called really REALLY big black man with AIDS, which is supposed to be a play on words, he is either really tall or really "big". He is associated with a bunch of other super heroes like Alter boy avenger, a mormon who exposes pedophile priests. All of the characters have weird causes. As for racism, with all of the other characters the story is obviously a joke.

Excellent.....