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01 Apr 2012, 2:31 pm

Is there a way I can have my kid have it? Any ideas or tips you can give me so he won't develop normally?

I am already keeping him in his room all the time with the door closed, I do not interact with him, I want him to develop no language as possible. I am teaching him how to stim and hopefully it will come natural to him when he is older and he will have autism.



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01 Apr 2012, 2:34 pm

Give him lots of blocks and trains and legos


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01 Apr 2012, 2:41 pm

Home school!

EDIT: Fell for it, didn't I? :roll:


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01 Apr 2012, 2:42 pm

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01 Apr 2012, 2:52 pm

:? :idea:


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01 Apr 2012, 3:00 pm

Give him lots of cheese sandwiches and Legos and see what happens. :lol:


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01 Apr 2012, 3:15 pm

Is this a joke?



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01 Apr 2012, 3:18 pm

Vaccines! Cold motherhood! etc.


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01 Apr 2012, 5:00 pm

I would also reccomend alot of physical beatings. Rear back your hand anytime you pass him so he will think you might hit him at any time. This type of action should help him develop into a person constantly scared of others. While this wouldn't be autism, it might be mistaken for it by some.



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01 Apr 2012, 5:01 pm

Bun wrote:
Vaccines! Cold motherhood! etc.


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01 Apr 2012, 5:04 pm

please be april fools, please be april fools, please be april fools.


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01 Apr 2012, 5:08 pm

And why in the world would you want him to be autistic? Just because you are one, you want him to have his fair share of life difficulties? Or is this a new manifestation of Aspie Pride? But how about wishing the best for your kid, rather than following your personal agenda? Is autism some kind of an ideology? Don't do a crime to your child; he doesn't deserve it.



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01 Apr 2012, 5:10 pm

Why would anyone be against wanting their kid to have autism? Lot of you here seem so happy about your condition and isn't it hypocritical to not want your kid to have it? You are acting like it's a bad thing to have.



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01 Apr 2012, 5:10 pm

April Fools eh?



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01 Apr 2012, 5:53 pm

League_Girl wrote:
Why would anyone be against wanting their kid to have autism? Lot of you here seem so happy about your condition and isn't it hypocritical to not want your kid to have it? You are acting like it's a bad thing to have.
I dunno. People have differing views about passing on their autism to offspring. If your kid has it, it'll emerge naturally. All things take time. If your kid turns out to not be autistic, you'll still love them... right?



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01 Apr 2012, 6:09 pm

April fools or not?

Try to LIGHTLY discourage interaction with others (lightly so it doesnt seem like you are being crazy and dont want them talking to anyone)

Lego and other complex toys

If not yet concieved, try to reproduce with someone who also is on the autism spectrum, since its likely genetic