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12 Feb 2007, 10:45 am

I had a cat come up to me that supposedly didn't like people. She didn't let me pet her, but she kept coming back to me. Cats know who likes them.

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12 Feb 2007, 10:08 pm

Aspiegirl89 wrote:

For other aspie-girls here:

You might be an aspie if you'd rather stick a fork in your eyeball than go to the mall

;^) I couldn't resist...

For everyone:

You might be an aspie if you move to the other side of the street when you see people walking your way on the sidewalk

You might be an aspie if you don't mind wearing the same clothes (you know, those favourite jeans you have with the stains on them and the holes all over?) day in and day out

You might be an aspie if you do vector calculus (or look up the origins of random words) for fun (!)

You might be an aspie if you are posting on WrongPlanet.net ;^)

You might be an aspie if you freak out when your boyfriend hugs you "without permission"

You might be an aspie if you take a book to a party and finish it by the time you leave without speaking to another member of the group attending the party

You might be an aspie if you speak to air more than you speak to your friends/family/neighbors

You might be an aspie if you understand animals more than you understand NT's ;^)

You might be an aspie if you know what an NT is ;^) ;^)

You might be an aspie if you drive like you're 71 when you're 17

You might be an aspie if you have been told that you drive like you're 71 when you're 17...

to be continued at a later time...

~Aspiegirl89~

I completely agree with the sticking-a-fork-in-your-eyeball-than-go-to-the-mall comment!

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12 Feb 2007, 10:11 pm

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You might be an aspie if you'd rather stick a fork in your eyeball than go to the mall

Eh, I like the mall provided I don't have to go to any of the clothes shops and spend all my time in either the bookstore, Suncoast or Fye.

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13 Feb 2007, 12:14 am

If ya' spends h'af an evenin' on WP talkin' like a pirate. Arrgh!

-I better find me parrot real quick ya scum! Arrgh!

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13 Feb 2007, 11:25 pm

dbzgirl wrote:

Aspiegirl89 wrote:

I completely agree with the sticking-a-fork-in-your-eyeball-than-go-to-the-mall comment!

haha...the only reason I go to the mall is because about 3 feet away is a bookstore/starbucks. I go to Borders/Starbucks while my NT twin sister goes to Macy's/Mervins/whatever stores there are in our mall (I go to shop about once a year, and only for certain things and then I get out as fast as I can...;^) )

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14 Feb 2007, 1:48 am

...If you were building and programing robots and soldering circuit boards at 8 yrs of age.

...If, when you went through your Pokemon phase, you could recite every single Pokemon in order along with elements, stats and where they are commonly found.

...If you have a collection of over 20 000 Lego blocks you actually use in spite you're over 15 years of age.

...If you recognise the lack of capital letter use in forums more than the text itself. (And can't stand that people thing Legos is the correct plural form of Lego)

...If the only reason you go ANYWHERE near the Mall is because the Library is right next to it.

...If you adore non-fiction boks but can't stand or just plain don't get fiction novels.

...If the only reason you exercise is to walk the 32.5 meters to the bus stop.

...If you actually KNOW the bus stop is 32.5 meters from your front door.

...If you were steeming with rage when the Sunday School teacher recited a Bible verse not using the EXACT wording.

...If you corrected the teacher by reciting the entire book of the Bible word for word.

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14 Feb 2007, 2:17 am

If you smell your toilet paper after you wipe.

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14 Feb 2007, 2:30 am

amerikasend wrote:

If you smell your toilet paper after you wipe.

O.o Ok... I'm not gonna ask...

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15 Feb 2007, 5:48 pm

Scoots5012 wrote:

You might be an aspie if...

You notice the internet connectivity icon in the system tray not acting like it should and upon starting regedit, tcpview, and taskmanager, along with a little help from some websites, you discover that your parents computer has gathered two spyware programs and one trojan horse that need removing, combined with the five you removed last weekend.

You might be an aspie if you work with computers and you clean 108 virus' out of someone's PC (yes, 108) and wonder how on earth they can tolerate such uncleanliness but taking a shower is too much work?

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15 Feb 2007, 5:55 pm

NoMore wrote:

You might be an Aspie if...

...you are determined to beat every one of the 1,000,000 levels of the computer card game Freecell - in order, from game number 1 - and are totally annoyed because while you are currently on game number 322, the little index card with number 169 written on it is staring at you, TAUNTING you, never letting you forget that so far you have encountered one level that you simply CANNOT BEAT!! !! !! !! !! !

BTW, someplace somebody figured out that there is supposedly only one arrangement of cards in Freecell that cannot be beaten. All the rest are supposed to be winnable. Can't remember where I read it, though.

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15 Feb 2007, 7:50 pm

Scoots5012 wrote:

You go to a restaraunt and the staff already knows what your going to order as soon as they see you.

They don't even have to ask your name to put it on the wait list

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15 Feb 2007, 8:00 pm

You have an unusual accent for your geographical location.

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15 Feb 2007, 8:15 pm

...if you can hear things that only dogs should be able to hear.

...if the sound of people who start a word with a piercing "ssssss" (like they're whistling through their front teeth) drives you insane.

...if people smacking their food at while eating drives you insane.

(OK...I'm insane)

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17 Feb 2007, 5:58 pm

.....if when you're choosing desktop wallpapers, you can't stand the ones that have people in them.

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17 Feb 2007, 10:31 pm

If, so many years ago - as a child - you got the same lunchbox at the start of each year.

And If it was plain beige basketweave no cartoon stuff!

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18 Feb 2007, 11:20 am

If, instead of some pop star icon, you want a poster of Roger Bannister for your room.

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