Aparently we are alien hybrids

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06 May 2012, 7:33 pm

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2010/01/13

"Alien technology is "grown" rather than assembled, McDonald declared, outlining how the Roswell spaceship's engine was the skin of the vehicle and the ET flight crew all interfaced with varying degrees to the craft. He also commented on similarities in autistic behavior and greys/hybrids/neonates, and suggested autistic people could be harbingers of a new subspecies. "

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06 May 2012, 7:37 pm

I come from planet 56789-103, hu-man. I come in peace, take me to your leader!

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06 May 2012, 7:46 pm

Greys suck, why can't we be the first wave of Daleks invasion or something like that?

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06 May 2012, 8:11 pm

To all alien units: we have a security breach. Engage protocol X-1 immediately. Leave no survivors.

On a more serious note, it does seem a bit primitive that we still use switches and joysticks rather than some direct-brain-interface to control machines.

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06 May 2012, 8:16 pm

Oh, h3ll. Don't let anyone I know see this. The jokes will start up again. :alien:

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06 May 2012, 9:17 pm

Nah, just Replicants.

The Voight-Kampff is pretty accurate.

Why would you want to help the turtle, or feel bad for it for that matter? It's food.

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06 May 2012, 10:14 pm

sometimes I like to think I am an alien hybrid....at least that would give my life a bit more purpose, and help me rationalize my feelings of alienation from society.

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06 May 2012, 10:47 pm

It's almost like we're on the...

wrong planet.

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06 May 2012, 11:07 pm

They've convinced me, I'm a grey hybrid.
Now, everyone, time to go out and have some intercourse, we need to populate the earth with our kind.

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06 May 2012, 11:37 pm

I'd rather be a member of Star Fleet, or a Jedi, myself. Live long and prosper, and may the Force be with you! :lol:

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07 May 2012, 1:55 am

I'm the Doctor.

I'm a Timelord.

I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous.

I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below.

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07 May 2012, 2:35 am

so... ONE OF OUR PARENTS MUST BE ALIENS!! !
(That semi annoying moment when you try to make "MUST" capital letters to stand out, but you're already in capslock...)

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07 May 2012, 2:50 am

No, no, of course not, autistic people are not aliens. But look at these so-called "depressive" people. They look suspiciously different. You should all investigate them, instead of us. Now. Not us. Depressives. For at least, say... 73 days and 15 hours. That should be enough for our spacesh-- I mean... our special... scientists to arrive... er, I mean that they should arrive at a conclusion by then, obviously.

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