Rant: Chavs

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I have another chav story. your probably bored of them by now but here it is:

I'm sitting next to my friend at school. There's a big oaf of a chav sitting behind us. The chav is getting told off for steeling someones shoes. as soon as the teacher leaves the chav starts whipping my friend on the back with the toggle off his coat. My friend got a big red mark on his back.

Does anyone have anything to say in this topic that dosnt involve revenge against chavs?
If what you have to say is about revenge, by all meens tell us, I want ideas for painful ways of slaughtering them.

Why don't we just slowly torture them by whipping them on the back and rip out their nails. Then send a needle through their testicles, burn them and shove the penis in their mouths and make them eat it. Crush their thumbs and tear the fingers apart one by one. Shoot at them with air rifles in the back and rip out intestines and strangle them with it.

nah...not extreme enough.

Fine then. Set fire to their hair, poke their eyes and cut out their tongues.

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Just kill the chavs in the ways I have suggested.

Kill them with a flamethrower!

Too sympathetic. I say my ways of torture.