Apparently alien abduction causes autism

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15 Jul 2014, 9:40 pm

You could kidnap me, even though I'm in NYC :wink:



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15 Jul 2014, 10:14 pm

I was never abducted and I have autism.



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15 Jul 2014, 10:48 pm

That was a typo. It's not alien abduction that causes autism; it's alien adoption.

And abductions aren't really abductions. That's just the Galactic Family Service coming to take the children home when the adoption doesn't work out. :alien: :lol:


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15 Jul 2014, 10:55 pm

I was never alienly adopted either.



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15 Jul 2014, 11:13 pm

DeaconBlues wrote:
No, no, you've got it all wrong.

They're not abducting us - they're trying to get us to come home!

(The weird surgery is being done by humans who dress up as aliens to throw us off the track.)

8)


I always wished they'd abduct and keep me. Not like I belong here. My head is already in space, shouldn't the rest of me also be there? And imagine the cool stuff you'd learn on an alien craft!



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15 Jul 2014, 11:41 pm

Ligea_Seroua wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
Eggman wrote:
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Eggman wrote:
got mine when i was abducted by pirates


butt-pirates? :lol:


Iron pirates


What are they?

fools looking for gold :lol:


And this is gold right here!



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16 Jul 2014, 2:07 am

JSBACHlover wrote:
I was never abducted and I have autism.


don't you know they erase your short-term memory?



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16 Jul 2014, 11:15 am

I think we should all just pretend to be aliens and adopt each other. I will be granny A [alien]



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16 Jul 2014, 11:16 am

I think we should all just pretend to be aliens and adopt each other. I will be granny A [alien]



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16 Jul 2014, 2:03 pm

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how stupid!