DeaconBlues wrote:
No, no, you've got it all wrong.
They're not
abducting us - they're trying to get us to come home!
(The weird surgery is being done by humans who
dress up as aliens to throw us off the track.)
I always wished they'd abduct and
keep me. Not like I belong here. My head is already in space, shouldn't the rest of me also be there? And imagine the cool stuff you'd learn on an alien craft!