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04 Jul 2015, 3:18 pm

waltwilliam12 wrote:

Sweetleaf wrote:

if you are caught peeing/pooping outside you can get a sex offense for life...wooo hooo, right?

...because you're exposing yourself to everyone walking by... which is a sex offense...

There is no one awake at night

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04 Jul 2015, 3:19 pm

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kraftiekortie wrote:

Why are you peeing on the sidewalk, anyway?

Save water? :shrug:

The urea is formed of ammonia... I think? Probably isn't too good to keep doing it and I'm not sure why you would anyway. And it probably does smell.

Will they know I peed on the sidewalk if it smells?

They'll know someone peed. It's a pretty distinctive smell, and quite strong if someone peed recently or repeatedly in the same place.

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04 Jul 2015, 3:21 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:

Because you just don't do that. If you absolutely have to pee outside, then go pee in your own backyard. Why are you peeing on the sidewalk in the first place? Also, if a cop sees you he can arrest you for it. It doesn't cost hardly anything to flush a toilet when you pee. You can also be gross and not flush it except for after a few pees or even just when you poop. But don't pee on the sidewalk. You aren't a dog, so don't act like one.

no one is awake at night, I just wanna know if it will smells. If it smells i'll just pee in the yard

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04 Jul 2015, 3:21 pm

Ettina wrote:

sperg445 wrote:

iliketrees wrote:

kraftiekortie wrote:

Why are you peeing on the sidewalk, anyway?

Save water? :shrug:

The urea is formed of ammonia... I think? Probably isn't too good to keep doing it and I'm not sure why you would anyway. And it probably does smell.

Will they know I peed on the sidewalk if it smells?

They'll know someone peed. It's a pretty distinctive smell, and quite strong if someone peed recently or repeatedly in the same place.

That's what I'm worried about. Was hopping being outside it'd air out right away instead of being trapped in a room

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04 Jul 2015, 3:24 pm

sperg445 wrote:

waltwilliam12 wrote:

Sweetleaf wrote:

if you are caught peeing/pooping outside you can get a sex offense for life...wooo hooo, right?

...because you're exposing yourself to everyone walking by... which is a sex offense...

There is no one awake at night

Plenty of people are awake at night. People go out partying all night, or have insomnia, or need to get something urgently in the middle of night, or just plain enjoy wandering around outside at night. Sure, it's less than during the day, but unless you live somewhere with a police-enforced curfew, there are going to be people outside at night.

And even if there was a curfew, there'd be police outside at night to enforce the curfew.

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04 Jul 2015, 3:37 pm

That. Is so. GROSS. Also I'm a female, so peeing anywhere other than something I can sit on would be a problem.
Bad enough that people let their dogs soil everywhere, human waste is even more full of filth and disease.

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04 Jul 2015, 4:45 pm

Ettina wrote:

sperg445 wrote:

waltwilliam12 wrote:

Sweetleaf wrote:

if you are caught peeing/pooping outside you can get a sex offense for life...wooo hooo, right?

...because you're exposing yourself to everyone walking by... which is a sex offense...

There is no one awake at night

I live in a town of 4000 and everyone is white and has money. my neighborhood is all kids. The likelyhood of anyone looking out their window the one minute a night i am taking is piss is extremely unlikely

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04 Jul 2015, 4:57 pm

Why are so many taking this thread seriously? OP has never posted anything else on this site besides the posts in this thread.

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04 Jul 2015, 5:10 pm

Honestly, I'm kinda wondering why they wouldn't just use a toilet. They live in an area with sidewalks; presumably there are also toilets. And they haven't mentioned where they poop, so... uhm, just pee in the same place where you poop?

My logic sensor is going off--there's no legit reason why someone would do this while obviously able to access a toilet just as convenient to them as the sidewalk.

The only reason I can think of is, "Because I can," or "because I don't like doing what I'm told," or "because it's exciting". Maybe it's your little rebellion against society, I don't know. But none of those are good reasons. Whether your neighbors can see you peeing on the sidewalk or not, it's still really impolite to do it. As a smell-sensitive individual, if I were to walk down my sidewalk and smell old pee, especially more than once, I might end up eventually avoiding that spot for years to come. It's sickening. Do you really want to ruin people's day like that?

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04 Jul 2015, 6:26 pm

Callista wrote:

yes, keeps them away from my car. i just dont want my parents to yell at me

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04 Jul 2015, 6:48 pm

Sweetleaf wrote:

I prefer to pee in well sheltered trees, bushes or really tall grass...to avoid getting charged with a sex offense for having to go. I live around Denver, public restrooms are either s**t or non-existant, but convieniantly if you are caught peeing/pooping outside you can get a sex offense for life...wooo hooo, right? Yeah f**k the system everyone knows its to make it harder on the homeless.

You're homeless? :O I feel sorry for you.

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04 Jul 2015, 7:36 pm

Against my better judgement, here I am, responding to this topic.
The OP might be a troll ... but even scarier than that, he may not be.
I say this, because just today, on a news website, I read two incredibly bizarre things
related to going to the bathroom!
The first was an article titled "Your Guide to Peeing Politely -- Anywhere You've Gotta Go"
and the second was a video ad for a product called "Poo-pourri"
that was so crazy that halfway through the ad they say, "Yes, this is a real product!"
because it seems more like a "Saturday Night Live" joke.

All I can say is,
looks like society is finally in the toilet.

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04 Jul 2015, 10:45 pm

sperg445 wrote:

iliketrees wrote:

kraftiekortie wrote:

Why are you peeing on the sidewalk, anyway?

Save water? :shrug:

The urea is formed of ammonia... I think? Probably isn't too good to keep doing it and I'm not sure why you would anyway. And it probably does smell.

Will they know I peed on the sidewalk if it smells?

They may think an animal or someone else peeded on it. Hopefully a cop will never drive by when your doing it cuz you could get arrested for indecent exposure.

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05 Jul 2015, 3:34 am

Ok, so it isn't sexual, and I'm not talking about finding a bush or somewhere discreet:
NOBODY WANTS TO STEP IN YOUR BODILY WASTES.

Basically:

Quote:

You aren't a dog, so don't act like one.

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05 Jul 2015, 6:48 am

Yeah. There's no excuse for it; it's just a jerk thing to do.

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05 Jul 2015, 6:57 am

Sweetleaf isn't homeless

Also: Just go in the friggin TOILET!

That will solve all problems.

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