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My mom and I were in Value Village, today. I found a pair of blue velvet pants that I liked. My mom said, "You have enough velvet." I replied, "You can never have too much velvet." Has anyone said something really silly?

All the time in chatrooms, I say silly stuff. I even save the best silly things I do in there in Microsoft Word. Here is something really silly I did:

(NOTE: Notice some of my weird names. Chats separated with arrows.)


*** OparServ is now known as linux
<linux> Hi.
<linux> I'm an operating system!
<linux> I like to waddle!\
* linux waddles
<Neutron18> lol\
<Neutron18> hehe
* linux picks up a glass window and swallows it, then shatters apart
* linux puts itself back together again
<linux> I just ate a Windows!
* linux dumps a bunch of apples into his mouth and bursts apart
* linux puts itself back together again
<linux> I just ate Macintosh!
<Neutron18> lol
<linux> They taste good!





*neutron189 has a delete ray
* Mich1993 has a ban ray
* neutron189 sets mode: -b Nickmyst!*@*
* Mich1993 had a delete ray, but she accidentally baked it in a cherry Charmin pie she brought to a toupee convention
<neutron189> hehe
<Mich1993> All the toupees that ate the pie got deleted.





* Guest eats her fingers off
* Guest now starts eating her Charmin-flavored toes. Yum!
<Aspie_Matthew> thats right
* Guest eats a guitar hanging on the ceiling in #wifibsd
<Aspie_Matthew> hehehhe
* Guest pulls the guitar out of her stomach
* Guest smashes the half-dissolved guitar against her head
* Guest explodes





[System]: Mich is throwing a Charmin party today.
[Katschakai]: Okej. I'm here, I just get nervous when I don't get whats going on
[System]: Mich wants you to bring your own Charmin/
[Katschakai]: what?
[System]: Mich likes to pass around Charmin and squeeze it.
[Katschakai]: who's/what is charmin?
[System]: Mich is Charmin
[Katschakai]: oh...
…
[Katschakai]: So why do you make this test?
[Mich]: What test?
[Katschakai]: You said "Katschakai: this is a test
[Mich]: OH. THAT test.
…
[Mich]: I wanted to see if you were paying attention to the Charmin song.
[Katschakai]: Oh. Why?
[Mich]: I don't know.


And then there are the skits I make up in there. In the one below, I spoofed myself.


<Supaweird> Mich: Oh System! cYou are being so absurd I'd expect you to throw up by now!
<Supaweird> System: I can't throw up, Michelle. You know I don't have a stomach.
<Supaweird> Mich: You know more about yourself than I do about ferrets! You drive me crazy! I just want to have some more of your Charmin bologna!
<Supaweird> System: I am sorry. I am all out.
<Supaweird> Mich: You can't eat it, so how could you?
<Supaweird> System: I dropped them in the toilet by mistake.


That's all for now.

Mich

CENSORED

Last edited by AspieStar on 19 Nov 2005, 11:28 pm, edited 2 times in total.

AspieStar please dont jump to conclusions about Mich.
Mich is having fun and using her imagination, she writes great stories too, have a look at her forum-
http://aspieforfreedom.org/addams_family

You sound like a cross between CAN, TACA, and the guy who made www.aspergerteens.com when you say those! No, I don't need help! If you don't appreciate my weird chatroom stuff, then would you rather see me act like the obnoxious NTs at my school and chew too much gum? Blech!

Me, I don't like Charmin in real life, but I like making jokes about it.

If I was normal, you'd probably be VOMITING, rather than insulting me, so be glad I'm weird!

Mich

Here's a working link (no offense, Amy):

http://www.aspiesforfreedom.org/forums/ ... /index.php

Mich

Mich,

I've had similar animated IM conversations with people in the past, and I find that sort of thing to be quite entertaining. I need to be in the right mood for it to work, though, and I believe that the other participant has to, as well. You seem much more capable of sustaining such a conversation by yourself than I would be. On at least some level, I envy your energy and sense of imagination. From your last post, you don't sound as though you particularly need any reassurance, but I figured I'd let you know that not everyone thinks your chatroom antics are terribly "weird."

I may be jumping over some invisible boundary here, but I was really bothered by what AspieStar said - I've spent my whole life having people say things like that about me - that I'm wierd and need to behave myself to have friends and that I need to start thinking like other people . . . by definition, isn't this a community of people who don't think like other people . . .

I was thinking this was the one place we could expect NOT to get that sort of judgement . . .

Animal Lover,

While AspieStar's post undoubtedly lacked an appropriate sense of tact, I do not believe that she necessarily meant to be rude. In fact, a few days ago she posted a message describing herself including the following text:



It is difficult for some people to recognize when a statement they make is likely to be viewed as rude or offensive. It is entirely likely that AspieStar had difficulty understanding Michelle's sense of imagination and genuinely wanted to "help" despite the fact that this help was unnecessary.

Problems saying strange-sounding things? As a kid, sure, all the time.

That's not stupid at all - sounds kind of cool to me.

Aspiestar, this is supposed to be a supportive place. It is not proper to suggest people need therapy because of things they say. Exceptions to this rule would be: suicide, killing people, and other destructive/illegal behaviors.

My sister, once while inquiring about aquarium fish, asked, "Are those semi-aggressive birds?"

Most of the silly things I've said are when I change around the sounds and words in a sentence to mean something completely different.

In primary school my teacher was talking about the Whitehouse and i interupted him to say "which one? I know at least four of them."

Another thing i did when i was a young kid is not understand the concept of talking behind peoples back so i would repeat what was said about someone to him/her thinking that was what both parties wanted.

Sometimes even I don't know what I'm saying. The words just tumble out, silliness included.

I absolutely NEVER say anything remotely silly or stupid. Ever.

Because I pretend to be deaf and mute while living alone and support myself by working at a gas station in California.

((The first person to get what I was referring to wins an Aspie point.))

Yes, sometimes when I don't realize things silliness comes pouring out.