adhd ("combined type"), schizoid and/or schizotypal personality disorder, esotropia when i was little (treated and essentially cured), unspecified bipolar-like mood disorder (maybe part of adhd? dunno), unspecified migraine-like disorder (usually without severe headaches. it was an "actual diagnosis" given to me by a neurologist, believe it or not), autoimmune thyroid disease (under permanent treatment and stable for several years now), chronically chaotic sleep patterns since i was born, recurring sleep apnea for no apparent reason, recurring digestive issues for no apparent reason, lactose intolerance since i was born, a few allergies (though no food allergy that i'm aware of), bruxism (got a broken molar because of it), and probably depersonalization disorder
my psychiatrist thought at first that i was joking or maybe being a hypochondriac when i said i thought i had some kind of autistic disorder, but came to agree with me after looking further into it and interviewing my parents (that was a few years ago). my therapist said once that "he was surprised i don't have panic disorder". i'm not sure what he meant by that, but that's actually something i never had. they did several types of brain scans on me once, didn't find anything. also three sleep studies over the years, all they found out was that "yep, i do have sleep apnea", no rhyme or reason. well gee, thanks for letting me know
in terms of general physical health it looks like i'm doing great though, surprisingly. my blood pressure is always close to ideal, my weight is also close to ideal, and according to all my routine exams everything else seems to be fine, even better than average for my age. it's weird, but hey... i'm not complaining