I once knew a chap whose second language was English, a great one for the philandering. He cane in one day, puffed out his chest and said
' Either you got it,
Or,
You don't got it.'
Question: If you find this amusing at all, what is it you are laughing at.
I find it a beautifully ironic phrase, and if I'd had the foresight at the time I'd have thanked the chap for discovering it.
It didn't occur to me that he might take it as an insult to his ability to speak English. It's just such a concise phrase, beautiful.