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28 Apr 2021, 2:30 am

Dial1194 wrote:
There are jokes going around the internet at the moment that if we take the COVID-19 vaccine, we'll become super double autistic and ascend to a higher existence. :)


There is another great wind-up going around about a vaccine batch being withdrawn because, in the hurry caused by the pandemic, they manufacturer forgot to add the autism causing agent



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10 Jun 2021, 8:29 am

Finally, the formula to understand autism :)

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08 Jul 2021, 1:54 am

Not everything in the video, but some are funny for me :)



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08 Jul 2021, 1:36 pm

Aspie:Nice jeans what kind are they?
Other Person: Guess
Aspie: Levis?

(someone makes "questionable" reference)
Person: Thats what she said
Aspie Who's she?



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28 Jul 2021, 2:40 am

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30 Jul 2021, 4:09 pm

What do they call autism in Hong Kong :?:

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Sum Ting Wong :mrgreen:



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28 Aug 2021, 9:19 am

My favorite t-shirt :mrgreen:

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09 Nov 2021, 10:13 am

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27 Jun 2022, 4:03 pm

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27 Jun 2022, 4:35 pm

Have you ever read the Amelia Bedelia books? The humor there is Amelia misunderstanding language/taking things too literally, like putting ice cubes on a cake to "ice" it. My son loved those books so much.



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13 Jul 2022, 12:46 am

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14 Jul 2022, 7:37 pm

How many autistics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They don't like change.

How many autistics does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But he'll be telling you all about it for the next three weeks.

"Autistics of the world, UNITE!"
"Yeah, right, like we're gonna hold hands."



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16 Sep 2023, 9:16 am

corn maze for autistic people :) :wink:

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16 Sep 2023, 9:58 am

rowan_nichol wrote:
"As an autistic engineer I am finding the CV19 measures difficult. The two meter spacing is especially hard. I can't wait for it to be over and I can go back to keeping people at least FIVE metres away from my personal space"


:D I liked that.



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16 Sep 2023, 11:08 am

These can be pretty funny. They say it is good to laugh. I've seen a meme like this elsewhere too.



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03 Feb 2024, 9:31 am

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