In answer to your question, plainjane-nt, my wife wouldn't mind at all if the bird doesn't like her. We've got the two bearded dragons, and it's sort of funny, because one of them likes her, and the other likes me, and if I try to handle hers, it will bite; the same vice versa. So she's used to that.
lol Nambo, what a sweet story!
0_equals_true, the apartment we're moving into (in about a month or two; before we get the bird) has tile floors in every room, and I've already done a lot of work toward making my home a safe place for a bird, as well as safe from a bird. Not quite done yet, but I've got a bit of time.
I don't intend to get more than one, because even though they would be able to keep each other company, I don't think it's really necessary as I'm home all the time and rarely go out. (Speaking of which, I found a website online that produces special backpack cages, big and padded, so that I can take the bird with me when I go out rather than leaving it home alone.) Also, I would worry about the birds bonding with each other rather than with me.
Zsaza, my neighbours in San Diego when I lived there for a year had a macaw, and it only knew about three phrases, because no one ever talked to it. I was about 14 at the time. I started visiting their house every day and talking to the bird (his name was Bob and he was absolutely beautiful, and so sweet), and though it was gradual, he did learn to talk. So I do know what you mean about them not learning to talk overnight; it takes a lot of time and effort, which I'm easily willing to put forth.
Thanks again, everyone. Keep the info coming! I've done a hell of a lot of research on my own, but you never know what someone else might be able to tell you.