"Being in social gatherings is like..."

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18 Apr 2007, 4:03 pm

...doing my taxes while someone's boxing my ears.

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18 Apr 2007, 4:12 pm

An inferiority complex quickly gaining superiority in my thoughts.

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18 Apr 2007, 4:36 pm

...Something I avoid if at all possible.

or

...like smacking your head into a brick wall.

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18 Apr 2007, 4:44 pm

Like being in some surreal version of 'Alice In Wonderland'

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18 Apr 2007, 4:49 pm

... having your foot caught in a bear trap.

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18 Apr 2007, 5:00 pm

...torture if there are more than two other people.

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18 Apr 2007, 5:18 pm

... thinking everyone is watching you, their eyes on your body like grubby little fingers, little childrens fingers on your body.

And yes, I did steal that from Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law.

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18 Apr 2007, 5:48 pm

Generally either boring or stressful.

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18 Apr 2007, 6:12 pm

Me being in social gatherings is like sunlight being in the deep ends of coal mines and caves. Extremely unlikely.

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18 Apr 2007, 6:18 pm

so stressful I want the earth to open up and swallow me.

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18 Apr 2007, 7:00 pm

it depends on who i'm with. if it's with people i don't know well then it's like a fast song playing on a scratched cd.

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