16 Dec 2020, 2:06 pm
I was once asked by my ex-wife "does my bum look big in this?"
while she was trying on a short dress.
Which i replied in my typical ASD brutally honest way.
"yes, your bum does look big in that, your bum looks big in everything you wear, as your bum is big"...
I was being completely honest and objective.... although blunt humour wasn't my ex-wives favourite
thing about me... 
This is how ASD honesty can get you into big trouble.... lol
I didn't say having a big bum was bad nor good.
I did not say I didn't like her bum. In fact, it wasn't her bum that caused me most the misery
that i got while being with her.
The misery that i experienced came from other parts of her anatomy... 
16 Dec 2020, 2:12 pm
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16 Dec 2020, 4:06 pm
The correct answer is. "Yes hun, your ass does look phat in that dress, with two ps and two hs. 
"
If Sumi asked me that she'd know the answer is yes, and I f*****g love it. 
16 Dec 2020, 4:51 pm
while she was trying on a short dress.
Which i replied in my typical ASD brutally honest way.
"yes, your bum does look big in that, your bum looks big in everything you wear, as your bum is big"...
I was being completely honest and objective.... although blunt humour wasn't my ex-wives favourite
thing about me...
This is how ASD honesty can get you into big trouble.... lol
I didn't say having a big bum was bad nor good.
I did not say I didn't like her bum. In fact, it wasn't her bum that caused me most the misery
that i got while being with her.
The misery that i experienced came from other parts of her anatomy...
I never have ben able to answer questions like that right... And it is ten times worse if one does not speak as that is when one really gets some flak! OOPS!
16 Dec 2020, 5:53 pm
16 Dec 2020, 5:58 pm
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16 Dec 2020, 6:25 pm
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16 Dec 2020, 6:33 pm
I'm the opposite, I love hearing how big my bum looks. I will ask my husband this so I can hear his answer I love hearing.
16 Dec 2020, 6:48 pm
Am I the only Aspie that gets these things and knows how to respond?
" I think my bum looks too big. Please lie convincingly, or else!"
Yes, that is basically how most women (me included) do think most of the time.
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16 Dec 2020, 6:49 pm
Am I the only Aspie that gets these things and knows how to respond?
" I think my bum looks too big. Please lie convincingly, or else!"
Yes, that is basically how most women (me included) do think most of the time.
To be fair, the people who would answer like me would look for women like League_Girl who would appreciate that sort of answer.
16 Dec 2020, 7:04 pm
Why not take the opposite tack?
Say "YEAH 
...your bum looks as hot as Kim Kardashian's" and start humping her posterior like a dog right then and there?
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16 Dec 2020, 7:22 pm
i would say that her @$$ is as awesome as it gets. 
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16 Dec 2020, 7:23 pm
Say "YEAH
...your bum looks as hot as Kim Kardashian's" and start humping her posterior like a dog right then and there? Because that includes a confession of looking at other women, that's why.
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16 Dec 2020, 8:36 pm
