Some Ideas to Label What I Am (Not Diagnostically)

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22 Nov 2005, 4:15 pm

I've actually gotten a few people kind of quasi-hitting on me (I'm not naming names so if you speak up you're singling yourself out, right now nobody knows- this had proved to be a useful thing to point out in the past with similar posts), which doesn't upset me but is possibly awkward when people discover that I'm not only not interested but not single.

Soooooo.... in this thread it has been mentioned that I could potentially make a custom "purpose" for myself (where I currently list myself as "No Purpose") and I've been wondering what to do about that, and now I'm thinking of saying something in that title which indicated that I'm not looking to date anyone. ((My custom rank is intended as a JOKE implying that my boyfriend got the cosmic shaft, not that I do not have one.)) So, any suggestions? Preferable 21 characters and under including punctuation and spaces. Some possibilities are "taken" "unavailable" or "not single" but I'm hoping for something just as clear but funnier. "Thagomizer's Girlfriend" is both too long and too obsessive and is thus not on the table, by the way.

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22 Nov 2005, 4:46 pm

LOL.... "The Cosmic Shaft" :lol: :roll:

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22 Nov 2005, 5:24 pm

what about "Not for Sale"

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22 Nov 2005, 5:33 pm

How about...

"wanna date? You wish!"

hm, maybe that's a bit mean though....

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22 Nov 2005, 7:14 pm

CRACK wrote:

what about "Not for Sale"

Kind of implies single women are hookers, but good try.

BeeBee wrote:

How about...

"wanna date? You wish!"

hm, maybe that's a bit mean though....

Yeah, I don't want to be mean.

How about a two-liner...

Seeing Someone
(Poor Guy)

Probably not the best idea, so keep em coming!

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22 Nov 2005, 9:57 pm

"Too pitiful for you."

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22 Nov 2005, 10:15 pm

"castration specialist"

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22 Nov 2005, 10:20 pm

This seat is already taken?

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23 Nov 2005, 2:34 am

It may not be 100% suitable, but it's quite generalised, how about:

"Step-Off"

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23 Nov 2005, 8:07 am

mini wrote:

This seat is already taken?

lol

stlf wrote:

"castration specialist"

ouch. Don't think that would get by the mods. (It's cool though)

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23 Nov 2005, 8:10 am

Guys, how about this one? Obvious enough?

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23 Nov 2005, 10:00 am

Serissa wrote:

Guys, how about this one? Obvious enough?

how bout..."really a dude"

I don't think it describes you...but would most likely keep unwanted suiters at bay.

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24 Nov 2005, 5:26 am

heh. how about "High maintenance"

that would definitely keep both sides away

Happily coupled?

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24 Nov 2005, 12:29 pm

mini wrote:

heh. how about "High maintenance"

that would definitely keep both sides away

Happily coupled?

Nah, high maintenance goes without saying. I think I'll stikc with what i came up with.

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24 Nov 2005, 12:29 pm

mini wrote:

heh. how about "High maintenance"

that would definitely keep both sides away

Happily coupled?

Nah, high maintenance goes without saying. I think I'll stikc with what i came up with.

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24 Nov 2005, 3:46 pm

Serissa wrote:

mini wrote:

heh. how about "High maintenance"

that would definitely keep both sides away

Happily coupled?

Nah, high maintenance goes without saying. I think I'll stikc with what i came up with.

alright already, I heard ya the first time

You must get an awful lot of peruers to have to take there drastic measures. Good luck with your new subtitle

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