weirdest of dreams

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write down a resumé about the weirdest dream you ever had

theres one that i died on a ship and my family replaced me with a brother that was the same age as me (somehow) and he hung out with my friends and i had a few of these dreams and they like followed this dude as he was basically living my life

I had a dream once that I shot myself in the leg infront of a science class. And I died and came back as a ghost and I woke up when one of my friends tried to bring me back to life with a frankinstein type machine.

When I was about 4/5 I used to have weird nightmares about evil speakers, I think it had something to do with my grandad turning up the TV full blast in real life.

I dreamt that terrorists were taking over the place, then the US military killed them (this was in America, which is weird cos I live in the UK), and sent everyone away from there on a big ship, like a promised-land type thing, only then the person next to me on the ship worked out that it was a conspiracy and the terrorists owned the ship, and the ship hadn't set off yet so I pretended to be getting off to get some air cos it was SO crowded, then I legged it. Random. But quite cool.

This is not the weirdest dream I ever had, but this is the most recent excerpt from what is more or less my online dream journal.

Probably the dream where I stole a little pebble from a shop and the police were questioning everyone about it as if it was a murder.

Or maybe that dream I had as a little kid where I'd be taken to a garage and a guy in a red T-Shirt would stand at the other side for ages, and then run and start scarily licking me on the face.

I am sorry...I promise this will be the last one I will post..I don't remember writing this one:

I had a dream once where money was illegal, but for some reason everybody still needed it anyway, so we all had to hide our money from the robots who were checking if you had any and arresting people. Apparently they were very bad at looking for money, so we got away with it. Then me and some other people I know from my school (who were my friends in this dream) had to take a bus on a long journey to get away from the robots with our money. On the way, the robots pulled us over for a search, and then I think I woke up.

Just a few minutes ago I woke up (at noon or so) from a dream where I lived in Australia but it was on Saturn and we were being invaded by Arabians, who I think were also from Saturn. I was part of some kind of resistance army and we had a secret hideout in the rain forest canopy, but then we realized we were wearing some sort of tracking device, so we threw them out, but a few minutes later, we were discovered, by some people who looked like teachers at my school. Everybody headed for the escape tunnel, but I went the other way and ended up in some sort of fighter plane/space ship. I flew up really high and had an exciting dogfight with the enemy leader and I won. Then later I got rewarded with some sort of medal of honor.

Now that I think about it, I guess I have weird sci-fi type dreams a lot. Kind of strange, since I'm not a big sci-fi fan.

I had a very vivid dream re. the X-Files a while ago.

Me and my sister were trapped with M&S in a house that was under seige by aliens who wanted Scully back. We only had Cadbury's Minirolls to eat. The whole thing was really tense and scary, with lights flashing outside and the house shaking and what not. In the end the alien sort of phased through the ceiling and it was, I can only describe that it was a cream cheese version of Scully forcing its way through the ceiling to retreive the real Scully.

Very cool, very weird, very intense and I entered it in a magazine competition as a "Plot so freaky it wouldn't get on the actual show" and won a couple of X-Files videos. Bonus.

My weirdest dream is copyrighted and will be going into a book when I can find an author.

I will never, ever forget the time I dreamt about eating my own feces. It was so realistic; the smell, the taste - I was gagging in my sleep and everything.

However, I know that it didn't really happen, because there was no taste in my mouth or anything when I woke up.

not sure about the weirdest, but the scariest I've had was dreaming I was being eaten a giant blue spider. It was vividly horrifying. I remember seeing my reflection in its bulbous black eyes, and feeling its fangs scrape across my ribs as it shovelled my insides into its maw.

Because I can't quite choose, I'll choose two that I remember in most detail. (One I wrote down, so that's handy)

They're not my most fun dreams, that one was probably a dream I had about flying all over the world and escaping from prison in a black flying machine reminiscent of a stealth bomber but a lot smaller.

In one of my dreams, I wore a diaper on my head (and somehow, I had my arms through the leg openings) and convinced others to wear diapers on their heads too. I think my mother (in the dream) made the comment that "it's not shameful to use the device to make yourself smarter". Seriously, that was one weird dream.

This one I wrote down immediately afterwards, and it proves I play way too many games:

I recall a dream or nightmare as it it was yesterday. I was only 17 and used to follow a series called ?the Holocaust.
Next thing I dreamed I was picked up with my father because we were butchers (had a shop) and put in a car which was driven by driven by SS and gestapo. We were going ot be send to camps, but in front of my eyes my father cut the drivers' throat and blood spilled into the car and that's how I woke up.

Having discovered I was gay at that age had impressed me so much and through the series I knew they arrested homosexuals and exterminated them. Hence the dream...but I have many more weird ones, I don't write dwon or recall, every week some..

The other day I watched a documentary about Auschwitz, and when they made them march miles to the camps and shot them if they stopped for a second, I was thinking that if I was in that situation, I'd wait til a shot went off near me then I'd roll into the ditch so everyone would think I was dead (they ain't gonna stop to check every body, are they?), then I'd escape into the forest. I'm awesome at escape plans, I keep dreaming about escaping from places. Like this one where I was in a little medieval-style prison over a busy market, the bars were really wide apart and I'm skinny, so I rolled out of the window and sneaked through the crowd, ran through a forest for a bit, get found by a few army guys who were there on a mission, then I bribed them into silence (dunno how I had money on me at that time, but it's a dream).

It would be interesting to see if I actually could escape from situations like this if it ever happened in real life. Probably not, I'm stronger mentally than I am physically.

The weirdest dream I ever had I have actually thought of writing a book of. It was so extremely vivid I could publish a novel on it - to make a long story short, I lived in a small farm town and everyone was obsessed with 3 UFO's that would appear above a barn at the same exact time everyday.