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17 Apr 2007, 3:29 pm

I am often last to get the jokes, my daughter made a joke this evening and I took it literally and then she had to tell me she was joking.

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17 Apr 2007, 7:25 pm

Ragtime wrote:

Nightcry wrote:

Sophist wrote:

-If, at the age of near-24, just yesterday you finally got why the joke "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" is a joke and have been chuckling since...

Heh... 15 and have NO idea what that means.

Heard it at 18. Got it at 27. There's a lot of these kinds of things I think I understand, then ACTUALLY understand only several years later! :lol:

Explain the joke to me, NOW, or I will go crazy :!:

If you never get jokes.

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17 Apr 2007, 7:36 pm

Flow wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

Nightcry wrote:

Sophist wrote:

-If, at the age of near-24, just yesterday you finally got why the joke "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" is a joke and have been chuckling since...

Heh... 15 and have NO idea what that means.

Heard it at 18. Got it at 27. There's a lot of these kinds of things I think I understand, then ACTUALLY understand only several years later! :lol:

Explain the joke to me, NOW, or I will go crazy :!:

If you never get jokes.

It's a pun. 'Will you hold it against me' can mean 'will you be offended', but the hidden/second meaning is 'if I say your body is beautiful will you press it against me in a physical manner'.

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17 Apr 2007, 7:40 pm

Louise wrote:

Flow wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

Nightcry wrote:

Sophist wrote:

-If, at the age of near-24, just yesterday you finally got why the joke "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" is a joke and have been chuckling since...

Heh... 15 and have NO idea what that means.

Heard it at 18. Got it at 27. There's a lot of these kinds of things I think I understand, then ACTUALLY understand only several years later! :lol:

Explain the joke to me, NOW, or I will go crazy :!:

If you never get jokes.

It's a pun. 'Will you hold it against me' can mean 'will you be offended', but the hidden/second meaning is 'if I say your body is beautiful will you press it against me in a physical manner'.

Got it

Thank you

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17 Apr 2007, 10:34 pm

pyraxis wrote:

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...you might be an aspie if you think it would be okay to wear the same clothes today as you did yesterday...even though you slept in them too.

...You might be an Aspie if you want to bow down and worship whoever invented the U-scan at WalMart...

Only every time I go there! You have to be careful to only go during the hours when they have those aisles open though, e.g. not after about 10 at night or so.

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17 Apr 2007, 10:39 pm

Louise wrote:

Flow wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

Nightcry wrote:

Sophist wrote:

-If, at the age of near-24, just yesterday you finally got why the joke "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" is a joke and have been chuckling since...

Heh... 15 and have NO idea what that means.

Heard it at 18. Got it at 27. There's a lot of these kinds of things I think I understand, then ACTUALLY understand only several years later! :lol:

Explain the joke to me, NOW, or I will go crazy :!:

If you never get jokes.

It's a pun. 'Will you hold it against me' can mean 'will you be offended', but the hidden/second meaning is 'if I say your body is beautiful will you press it against me in a physical manner'.

Ha! That's the first time I ever got it too (I'm 22). Although before I had never realized there was anything to "get" (I just assume as a matter of course that those pick-up lines make no sense), and when your original post made me realize there was, I was able to figure it out after a minute.

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18 Apr 2007, 12:44 am

You might be an Aspie if someone draws a knife and screams at you "I will kill you dead!! !" and you respond by pointing out the grammatical error in said expression.

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18 Apr 2007, 2:24 am

9CatMom wrote:

I hate tags in clothes, too. I also hate face makeup, because it gives me a claustrophobic feeling, like I'm wearing a mask. The only kind of makeup I like to wear is lipstick.

I can't stand ANYTHING on my face.
At the moment I have a split lip in 2 places because they're so dry and I refuse to wear lip balm. :lol:

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18 Apr 2007, 3:58 am

Nightcry wrote:

9CatMom wrote:

I hate tags in clothes, too. I also hate face makeup, because it gives me a claustrophobic feeling, like I'm wearing a mask. The only kind of makeup I like to wear is lipstick.

I can't stand ANYTHING on my face.
At the moment I have a split lip in 2 places because they're so dry and I refuse to wear lip balm. :lol:

I'm the opposite with lip balm! If my lips are dry and I have no balm to put on them I can't concentrate at all! I'm probably a lip balm addict actually! :lol:

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18 Apr 2007, 4:00 am

scrulie wrote:

Nightcry wrote:

9CatMom wrote:

I hate tags in clothes, too. I also hate face makeup, because it gives me a claustrophobic feeling, like I'm wearing a mask. The only kind of makeup I like to wear is lipstick.

I can't stand ANYTHING on my face.
At the moment I have a split lip in 2 places because they're so dry and I refuse to wear lip balm. :lol:

I'm the opposite with lip balm! If my lips are dry and I have no balm to put on them I can't concentrate at all! I'm probably a lip balm addict actually! :lol:

Yeah, it's the same with all makeup for me. And here's my friend trying to get me to wear it. :roll:

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18 Apr 2007, 9:10 am

I think some people wear way too much makeup. I also don't use Chapstick. I have heard that some people almost literally eat the stuff, they use it so often. I also hate the smell of lip gloss. Some people come close to eating that, too. It looks really gross if they use too much.

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18 Apr 2007, 9:48 am

If your friends think that you are crazy.

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18 Apr 2007, 10:11 am

if you're finding it hard to do your voluntary job because everything keeps changing and there's office politics you just don't understand and you just want to run away even though you love the animals

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18 Apr 2007, 12:18 pm

If you get along with animals better than people.

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18 Apr 2007, 12:21 pm

Flow wrote:

If you get along with animals better than people.

Well yeah obviously!

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18 Apr 2007, 1:18 pm

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