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10 Mar 2006, 8:59 pm

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I accept the airborne forces command! :twisted:

So Scrapheap, as an ex-marine, will you be accepting my paratroop recruits to your bootcamps in our new united aspie land??
I'll let your marines jump out of a few balloons if they want to :P

Don't forget a hospital for our infrastructure list too :idea:


Hey I like that Idea Tashie! Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Balloons ara a much better idea. Your paratroops can definately come to my boot camp. They have to buy the first keg though!! :wink:


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10 Mar 2006, 10:37 pm

Maybe if we talk to some TV producers, we can get our homeland funded as a reality type TV show.



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10 Mar 2006, 10:47 pm

Scrapheap wrote:
Hey I like that Idea Tashie! Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Balloons ara a much better idea. Your paratroops can definately come to my boot camp. They have to buy the first keg though!! :wink:


Errmmm...aren't paratroopers usually sober when they jump out of aeroplanes?

Also, is having hot air balloons for an air force really a good idea? I'd personally feel a bit vulnerable...


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10 Mar 2006, 10:57 pm

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Maybe if we talk to some TV producers, we can get our homeland funded as a reality type TV show.


8O 8O Yeah great idea!! ! We won't need to worry about espionage if the rest of the world already knows everything about us...


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11 Mar 2006, 8:00 pm

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This is also similar to the situation in Israel...

Speaking of which, we need to make sure our homeland isn't founded on any land that another nation considers important. Otherwise, we might end up perpetually at war with PaleNTine. Since aspies aren't usually good negotiators, we might lose our land altogether.



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12 Mar 2006, 4:51 am

:roll: PaleNTine...that's almost as bad as Aspiel Sharon...

I also wouldn't mind knowing why no nation considers the land important. Colonising the Mururoa Atoll may be a path of least resistance but...


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12 Mar 2006, 4:19 pm

You know what? We are doing this all wrong. What we need to do is we need to drive the world into war and then hide inside a bunker. What will happen is that everyone will destroy each other leaving an entire world for our people. We will be the new rulers of the world and we will be free to spread our perfect race across the globe. IT IS BRILLIANT!! !! ! :twisted:


... or maybe really really stupid, I haven't decided which yet.



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12 Mar 2006, 5:35 pm

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You know what? We are doing this all wrong. What we need to do is we need to drive the world into war and then hide inside a bunker. What will happen is that everyone will destroy each other leaving an entire world for our people. We will be the new rulers of the world and we will be free to spread our perfect race across the globe. IT IS BRILLIANT!! !! ! :twisted:


... or maybe really really stupid, I haven't decided which yet.


Only problem with that is if they use nuclear weaponry. If they do that then we are not coming out of that bunker anytime soon due to the radiation levels outside.
We would definately have to stock up well with food and water :-D



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12 Mar 2006, 8:39 pm

Actually I reckon the world needs NTs, I have no problem with them working for us or having their own countries, but if they disappear from the face of the earth, who's gonna make movies, write songs, shoot MTV videos and all kind of things we're not good at?


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12 Mar 2006, 9:33 pm

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we are not coming out of that bunker anytime soon due to the radiation levels outside.
We would definately have to stock up well with food and water :-D


And make sure that we really reeeaally like each other first.


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12 Mar 2006, 11:24 pm

Ok, so maybe obliterating the world's population wasn't one of my better ideas... so what? It was still a pretty good one.

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who's gonna make movies, write songs, shoot MTV videos and all kind of things we're not good at?

Who's gonna need more movies, songs, or MTV videos? The demand for those things would plummit without the NTs. If we need them then we can make them ourselves and guess what? We will make them better. That's right! We have more car crashes in our movies, better guitars for our music, and sexier models for our MTV videos. We are the aspies and we WILL do better!! !



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13 Mar 2006, 12:01 pm

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We will make them better. That's right! We have more car crashes in our movies, better guitars for our music, and sexier models for our MTV videos. We are the aspies and we WILL do better!! !

Oh my god!! What have I started?! 8O


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13 Mar 2006, 3:20 pm

If we were to have our own homeland, I've just realised something. Anything from 2.3 to 4 as many Aspies are male, compared to female. So either we'd have to be an NT-friendly nation and settle this new homeland with a whole lotta NT females, or suffer a sharp population decline which would obviously be disastrous for the nation.

We could also, as a first step, join the Unrepresented Nations and Peoples Organisation (http://www.unpo.org). Its members include the likes of Taiwan and Tibet; Estonia, Latvia, Armenia and Georgia used to be members.



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13 Mar 2006, 4:10 pm

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Scrapheap wrote:
Hey I like that Idea Tashie! Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Balloons ara a much better idea. Your paratroops can definately come to my boot camp. They have to buy the first keg though!! :wink:


Errmmm...aren't paratroopers usually sober when they jump out of aeroplanes?



NO, we're talking about Marines here.. :twisted:


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16 Mar 2006, 7:28 am

fernando wrote:
Oh my god!! What have I started?! 8O

Goood question!

Laz wrote:
We still require

Airmarshal: In charge of Airforce and maintaining air superiority and defence over our sovereign nation
Cheif of Navy/Grand Admiral: To direct the nations carrier fleets, battlegroups and submarine operations and also has a naval airwing attached to the carrier groups.
Space Marshal: Might as well get there first before the other superpowers, we need one of those fancy ion cannons from Command and Conquer

Maybe a few other sub-ordinate positions.


I'd probably be useless in the military, but if I study up on card tricks, can I be the Archmage?


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16 Mar 2006, 8:07 pm

fernando wrote:
Oh my god!! What have I started?! 8O


Oh there you are Fernando...must be a slow broadband connection there at Guantanamo Bay...


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