You Might be an Aspie if...

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YMBAAI you remotely access the ~45 servers you maintain by IP address rather than by name.

YMBAAI if someone asks you for a phone number you've typed once but have never called, and you can tell them the number because you happen to remember it from when you typed it.

YMBAAI you point out any aspie signs/symptoms displayed by yourself, your partner, your family and your friends.

You might be aspie if you count the number of sips you take every time you drink, and try to make sure that they're prime? Lol I can't actually stop myself now.

YMBAAI You have the web-comic above bookmarked in a folder marked "Culture".

Double post, but...

You might be an aspie if you've lived alone for seven years and you are no more organized or mature than you were when you left your parent's house!

YMBAAI you are annoyed when people don't answer your emails within an hour.
...you actually said to one of your friends "if you had GTalk, I wouldn't have to go all the way to your house and forget what I wanted to say to you". Bonus points if s/he lives in the next block of flats.

You might be married to an aspie if you have to say, "Would you go to the store for me on the way home," because asking, "Do you want to go to the store for me on the way home?" isn't logically acceptable since the answer will always be NO! lol

And you know you're an aspie when you find tremendous relief in this forum because people don't speak net slang (i.e. I M SO KEWL, WUTZ UR FAV PLC 2 EAT?) *shudder*

YMBAAI

1.You organize all your meal possibilites into an Excel spreadsheet.

2.Come mealtime, you use a random number generator to pic what meal you eat, so as to avoid personal bias and imbalance.

3.You feel rather guilty if you stray and eat "whatever you feel like"

...if anytime somebody says, "Let me get your phone number and I'll give you a call," you're absolutely sure you'll never hear from them, and you're always right.