You Might be an Aspie if...

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On a history test, you not only got every question right in half the time, but you also were able to lift the entire exam to this somewhat good-looking girl in the class... She gets an A, and afterwards you feel like a power-tool...

On a history test, you not only got every question right in half the time, but you also were able to lift the entire exam to this somewhat good-looking girl in the class... She gets an A, and afterwards you feel like a power-tool...

You learned the basic concepts of sarcasm and banter from Jon Stewart...

You can quote Susan Calvin from Isaac Asimov's robot stories.

When your child starts every sentence with either:
"Actually" , "Did you know" or "By the way"

Well i'm a aspie cause disorder or other peoples version of order upsets and confuses me.

it also seems me AS shows up when i paintball for example with me pods if i dont have enough paintballs to fill all my pods up having a partly filled pod seems to nark me a lot so i end up wasting paint so i can have even number of paint per pod.

I also find most NT people a danger due to there emotional nature hence why i ignoire most.

I also hate ignorrant NT people and i feel sorry for people who hope there is a cure for AS no offence but i see AS as a part of me and without AS i dont exist hence why i would never want rid of AS

cya lol

Yer ignorance is pretty annoying so is finding a cure for AS. I'm happy the way I am and agree that AS is apart of me and that I wouldn't exist as me without it.

In 7th Grade, your teacher suggests that everyone bring in a list of their favorite books, and you are the only one who turns in a ten page list, earning incredulous stares and mutters of "Show off!"

You start chuckling out loud on the city bus at a random movie line that still cracks you up every time, like, "Its' the Witch! She's followed us here!"

You refuse to shake hands with strange people because it feels yucky and intimate.

You stop short, riveted to attention, because a store window contains something glittery.

I once had over four dollars in change sitting on edge in the bar, we left it for the waitress who was amazed that I was able to get four dollars in change standing on edge in a busy bar, with loud music playing, on an uneven table.

On the positive side most of the change came from people who were passing by and would just hand be the change out of their pockets to see if I could add it to the pile.

When you shake a strangers hand you are thinking things like, "75% of men do not wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Most people do not properly wash their hands. What kind of germs are crawling on this hand....I shouldn't touch anything until I wash my hands and use hand sanitizer." and you know you are one of the people who usually don't wash your hands properly while all this thought is going on

can't be more true LOL

You cannot write (kPa)^-1, because 1000^-1 is 0.001, so it MUST be m(Pa^-1). My chemistry teacher was so confused.

your texts are about three times as long as most peoples because you refuse to let the text format dumb down your wide vocabulary and perfect grammar.

"....In Sunda School, you find the representations of the ark as a boat, with a keel and all, very irritating, when the Bible clearly describes the ark as a big rectangular box "

OMG, THANK YOU.

And you are also working on "Psych-history" and might actually come up with something that works.

You find that you have spent the last 3 hours reading almost every useful text within Google's first 10+ pages about inherited sex chromosome disorders, and you wonder why you have to wear -4 glasses.

You might be an Aspie if you've spent more time fine-tuning the mechanics of an RPG than It's creator.