You Might be an Aspie if...

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I'm doing chemistry A-Level, which is not high enough for that, but I have a good memory for chemical structures, and I have a mild obsession with them!

You dream of making friends this way


http://xkcd.com/165/

Sounds like ME also.

YMMAAI you are obsessed with xkcd

Edited: I figured out what I was confused on

Last edited by Triangular_Trees on 06 Nov 2007, 7:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.

YMBAAI: You don't care about the writers' strike because you like the reruns at least as much as the first runs.

YMBAAI: You don't care about the writers' strike because you have a bunch of anime series on DVD you've been itching to watch again.

You don't care about the writer's strike because you don't watch much of the garbage on T.V. anyway, either in first runs or reruns.

You have your cats to keep you entertained!

You have WP, the Siamese site and Roger Bannister sites to look at on the net!

You have your favorite books and magazines to read.

...your aunt has invited herself to stay for some days and you can't wait till she leaves, even though she is perfectly nice person and you hardly see her because she lives in another country.

...you still think about posts you decided not to post a couple of months ago.

...you recite the powers of two every morning while walking to the station, up to 2^37 = 134,438,953,472

You might be an Aspie if you know Star Wars/Lord of the Rings/Pokemon or some other alternate fantasy world inside and out, but you're lost at your own family reunion.

...you hate easy questions; they throw you off!

...if no one can quite understand what it is you're laughing at.

...you've drenched a fellow student's artifact paper in red ink.

...and you were holding back.

...your therapist doesn't understand you and has no clue how to handle you.

...if you are totally convinced that the XKCD author is an aspie and you love the strip.
...if you agreed with every post in this thread!

You might be an aspie if....

....you have the TV and stereo on, your door shut and you can still hear someone moving a piece of paper three rooms away - and it bugs you

....you hate that your psychiatrist hides a third clock in his room, and that all three clocks are out of sync

....you wonder why your dog likes you - and if she likes you even though she won't leave your side willingly.

....you like your car more than any human

....you wonder how some people can survive being so damned stupid

....you can pack the car and trailer perfectly first time and you like doing it but can't stop your socks overflowing from your sock drawer

....if your cupboards are empty but every surface is chocka with junk and clutter

... if you've been in the car with the stereo on for over an hour and are still only on your second song

You like listening to a certain tape over and over again. (With me, it's Simon and Garfunkel's Greatest Hits).

You know what the word "rumspringa" means-and you're not Amish.

For me its Mitch Hedberg's cd.

You know you are an aspie if you know the name of every track, the writers' names, all the words and everything else. Oh, and the cd has to go back in the box with the writing the correct way up. Have I done that one before?

YKYAAAI you cannot remember if you have posted something already or not.