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<likes starquakes avatar (allez allez allez, vite vite vite) and thus derails thread even more>

<Posts one semi-articulate argument in opposition of some random thing that somebody else said, and then decides not to return for three weeks for fear of the backlash it may have caused and debate in general. Y'know, just like all the rest of her posts!>

<Points out how the thread is based upon a misinterpretation of Biblical scripture, attempts to show how scripture would be correctly interpreted and applied to the situation>

<wonders if this thread will reach 100 pages>

<Goes off-topic to wonder if anyone else has ever seen this before. Warning: one instance of profanity in link.>

<Posts a page-long comment containing The Utter Gospel Truth, and steps back awaiting the praise of those poor people who now have the benefit of understanding the argument. Also corrects typos.>

<thread bumps!>

<berates Lene for bumping a dying thread>

<unapologetic zombie thread revival>

<insult at kate>

<meltdown>

<photos of NTz 'doing things' with Autistic farm yard animals>

- photo deleted (after saving to disc) by mod

<reads thread in its entirety - as always. laughs, giggles, appreciates, unexpectedly snorts mouthful of coffee up nose, mentally notes how cool some posters are, experiences creative jealousy at outrageous wit, experiences sympathy for bad rep cute bunnies have. Posts a smile. >

< sighs, wishes the only diagnostic criteria were scientific monitoring of her response to this thread, wants to print it off and take to doctor and say "Look - this is why!", but knows he won't get it. sighs. ponders ... hmmm ... could print it off and use response to determine if anyone she meets might be on her wavelength - would be more reliable than having to talk to them. sighs. No point, don't go anywhere. Slight concern about ethics of previous idea, but still contemplating it. Writes half a page, not quite saying that. >


edit: <wishes hadn't posted in case everyone says "Yah boo sucks, you can't be an aspie - we, who are real diagnosed aspies, think this thread stinks! Btw, since you're female - are you hot? Oh, and could you clearly define what could possibly be offensive about the previous statement."

edit2: < wishes hadn't posted because always too long-winded, just too tl:dr >

<attempts to read thread in its entirety but gets distracted by a piece of music on the tv and spends a frantic two minutes searching for the artist then sourcing their entire discography and downloading it>

<is quietly pleased by own ability to reply to this thread using sloppy grammar without feeling the need to correct own sentences because these arrows clearly signify a metaphorical stream of conscious narrative rather than direct communication then feels dismayed upon realising that he has justified the lack of grammar by contextualising the text thereby justifying the absence of commas capital letters and full-stops but realises dismay has been replaced by smug satisfaction due to own ability to be self-aware>

<wonders if talking about self in the third person is an aspie trait that has passed self by or if it may just be that self considers such behaviour pretentious and self-obsessed but secretly fears consequently may not be a 'true aspie'>