100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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194) Make a list of 100 things with 194 entries

195) Crinkle paper around them
196) Force them to answer one of those questions people only want to hear, for eg. "Does this dress make my butt look big?"
197) Force them to fake an interest to have a normal conversation

198) Confuse the sequence still further by not accounting for unnumbered entries.

199. Add gratuitous, irrelevant and annoying posts just to bring the total up to 200.

200. Add more gratuitous, irrelevant and annoying posts just to bring the total up to 200.

201) Keep offering little tid bits of advice/help under your breathe even when they explicitly ask you to shut up.

202) Tell them they're not allergic to social situations.

203) Don't stop singing.

204. Belch or fart loudy in front them. Be sure to be extra close to them, so they can smell what you ate/ or get a wiff of your rectal exhaust fumes.

205. Spit mucus into a tissue and leave it somewhere, and be sure to do this right in front of them.

206. Tell us we don't have emotions.

207. When they are focused on and attempting to fix something, bring up nine completely unrelated problems that need attention.

208. When they are trying to fix something, offer useless suggestions or give them irrelevant information.
209. When they are trying to fix something, break something else important.
210. When they fixed something for you, ignore their advice about how to avoid breaking it again.
211. When they are working with you, say "That's what she said" every five minutes.
212. Call them for help, before checking to see if everything was plugged in and turned on.
213. Call them at night, with something that could wait until tomorrow.
214. Ignore the instructions, and call them for help instead.

215. To not be honest with them, and expect them to imply what is going on without saying it.
216. To try to change them into a person that is more socially acceptable.
217. To treat them like they are of a lesser status then you.

The inconsistency between the title "100 ways to annoy someone with Aspergers"
and the fact that there are so far 217 things listed

218. Say "yeah, that's right" in a vague, absent-minded way to every issue they raise.
219. Make sure you use the word "then" in all the text they'd read, where "than" should have been used.

205. Walk up behind them and put your hand on their shoulder.

206. Generally lurk either behind them or in their peripheral vision with no purpose.

207. Stop them when they are out and about and engage them in a bit of small talk.

208. Let them open up and explain why they have serious problems with a particular situation and then reply that it's like that for everyone.

209. Mess up the numbering system on a list like this.

210. Interfere in anyway with their routines. Just writing this one has traumatised me. I need to go and lie down.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

211.
Call them with this one thing on your mind. The price of kitty litter at one store as opposed to another. Not kidding.