You Might be an Aspie if...

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Since it's such a spectrum, some of these are inaccurate, but hopefully still mildly amusing

You know you're an aspie when..

.. you can match food to numbers by their colour

.. you cry when your favourite jeans become not just tatty, but indecently holey

.. your local takeaway store start making your meal as you walk in the door

.. you notice that your desk has been moved 2cm left, but not that your colleague has a new prada bag

Thats me, but that may be just because i'm a guy

You check your desk to see if it was moved 2 cm to the left because a post on a forum made you think of it.

you don't think you're an "aspie" for Gillberg's Criteria are not an international standard for diagnosing Asperger's Disorder

Yup
Yup

...You know your an Aspie when you start flapping when all kinds of tones and bells and beepers suddenly go off around you.

...You know your an Aspie when you start flapping when you stop to try and remember what your about to do after being suddenly distracted.
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...You know your an Aspie when what you say seems to make perfect logical since to you but no one else.

You want to learn Japanese the second you hear a great song but don't know what the hell they're saying. Seriously. This is making me mad. I'm waiting ever so impatiently for the library to open so I can get a Japanese language book.

Your dream is to go to the 2012 London Olympics to meet Roger Bannister.

You are an Aspies if your room is crowed with collection of your favorite obsession.

This is me Mine is crowded with chip n dale disney and mario, LOL. And of course the beach.

You eat the same things over and over in gaps.

No.

When your friends think of you as a cool tickle toy because of how high jump and loud you squeak when unexpectedly touched. .

LOL!! !

you knew at the beginning of our freshman year that you weren't going to the senior prom.


by the time the prom came, they couldn't have paid you a million dollars to go to the prom

your teacher commands every one in the room to pair-off to discuss a topic and you are extremely relieved that no one wants to be your partner.

if you have dreams of communicating with extraterrestrials and nightmares about chatting with the next-door neighbour.

if your neighbors come to your door needing help with their computer at all hours of the night

if, when in class and answering too many questions/making comments, the teacher suddenly refused to call on you until she realized that NO OTHER STUDENTS were going to say anything.