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Followthereaper90
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05 May 2008, 11:30 am

Jainaday wrote:

When your friends think of you as a cool tickle toy because of how high jump and loud you squeak when unexpectedly touched. .

ROLF

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05 May 2008, 1:32 pm

You can remember strings of numbers up to 100 digits or more, but have forgotten your own middle name >.>

this may just be me xD

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05 May 2008, 1:33 pm

Followthereaper90 wrote:

Jainaday wrote:

When your friends think of you as a cool tickle toy because of how high jump and loud you squeak when unexpectedly touched. .

ROLF

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05 May 2008, 1:36 pm

When a classmate asked "when is class over?" Your straight-faced reply is "when the bell rings". :S

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05 May 2008, 3:00 pm

TallyMan wrote:

You know you're an Aspie if you're the only one sat in the pub reading a book.

Me too!

Also:
You know you're an Aspie if you can recall the repertoire of television commercial actors.

Poeticromance
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05 May 2008, 3:35 pm

Bopkasen wrote:

Aspie_rebel wrote:

Comedy thread in the style of "you know you're a redneck when" jokes, just with an autistic twist.

You are an Aspies when your stuff that you put down was taken and you got mad.

You are an Aspies if your room is crowed with collection of your favorite obsession.

That is so me. When someone reaches my room the frist thing they say is "Sooo, your an anime fan?"

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05 May 2008, 3:40 pm

...if you post to UrbanDictionary.com and wish other people would take it more seriously

...if you are always the first to notice a coworkers new outfit or hair

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05 May 2008, 4:00 pm

You are an Aspies if your things that you put down in your room for "later" haven't be done in more than 6 months or a year.

You are an Aspies if an out of the blue old friend appear and you walk away with a good bye without feeling of regret.

You are an Aspies if you get fustrated with anger just because something or someone stalling you from eating your meal especially if it late.

You are an Aspies when explaining something while being fustrated causes you to stop for your brain to process what you were going to say.

You are an Aspies if you hang out the same place just because it have computer with high speed internet.

You are an Aspies that when explaining something to someone that they got bored and walk away.

You are an Aspies when your lunch meal was the same meal as almost every day.

You are an Aspies if you think that staying inside your home is lot safer than walking outside.

You are an Aspies if you thought every opposite gender fast food worker that smile at you, while giving undivided attention and serving you are those that want to go out with you.

You are an Aspies when you pretend like an animal that you obsess with.

You are an Aspies when most of the shirt you wore have short sleeve especially in winter season.

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05 May 2008, 5:14 pm

...if you go through two hours of hypothetical conversation in your head, but then upon meeting the person have no idea what to say

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05 May 2008, 5:18 pm

BAP22 wrote:

...if you go through two hours of hypothetical conversation in your head, but then upon meeting the person have no idea what to say

HAHAHAHA! I do that too! It's like I freeze up once I'm in the situation I "prepared" for.

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05 May 2008, 5:36 pm

If you have memorized every single Monty Python sketch, word for word.

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05 May 2008, 8:03 pm

BAP22 wrote:

...if you go through two hours of hypothetical conversation in your head, but then upon meeting the person have no idea what to say

Lol, that is exactly me!

You know you're an Aspie when you refuse to go out anywhere because a repeat of your favourite show, that you've seen over 20 times already, is on again and you still enjoy it as much as the first time you saw it.

You know you're an Aspie when instead of listening to the whole song, you get obsessed with a 10 second section of it and play that part over and over until the CD starts skipping.

You know you're an Aspie when you crack up laughing at something, and no one else does but when everyone else starts laughing, you have no idea what was so funny.

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05 May 2008, 11:29 pm

You know your an aspie when your best friend is your cat.
You know your an aspie when your twin brother forgets your birthday.
Thats all I can come up with now.

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06 May 2008, 12:03 am

autism wrote:

When a professor asks for a show of hands asking how many students sat in the same exact seat during every class for the entire semester, you are one of 3 people who raise their hand out of the entire class

Ouch. It completely throws me off on the days I come into the lecture hall or class room and my regular seat is taken. Whenever the seats are numbered, I like seat 5 or 15 or 25 - anything close to the front with a 5 in it . . . 10 or 2 are acceptable if 5 is taken. Does that make sense? Not to me. That's the full extent of my number fixation. Beyond that, I'm pretty much mathematically disinclined.

Here's a question: has anyone else assigned numbers with personalities? 5 is quite nice, if a little serious. 2 is feminine and very cheerful. 7 is angry, but 9 can be relied upon to be fair. I think it all started with an animated math film in grade school, but I've never been able to shake the associations.

Patricia

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06 May 2008, 12:21 am

pschristmas wrote:

Here's a question: has anyone else assigned numbers with personalities? 5 is quite nice, if a little serious. 2 is feminine and very cheerful. 7 is angry, but 9 can be relied upon to be fair. I think it all started with an animated math film in grade school, but I've never been able to shake the associations.

Well, I do now. Thanks.

13 is the nicest one, kinda shy, but fun to hang out with.

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06 May 2008, 12:21 am

I relate to:

Quote:

When you see a stray cat outside your door, you know what breed it is.

.. you notice that your desk has been moved 2cm left, but not that your colleague has a new prada bag

You check your desk to see if it was moved 2 cm to the left because a post on a forum made you think of it. (rofl)

The 7th grade Science teacher tells you you're working too hard after revewing your bullet notes for the chapter. The assignment was to take bullet notes for the reading assigned in the current chapter, amounting to approximately 20 bullet notes or so, and you turned in about 47-74 bullet notes because you generated one bullet note for every paragraph in the reading.

When a professor asks for a show of hands asking how many students sat in the same exact seat during every class for the entire semester, you are one of 3 people who raise their hand out of the entire class.

If people say "well you know what I mean", and you don't.

If you cannot answer a Yes or No question with-in one paragraph.

The vast majority of Word documents on your computer are lists

And absolutely priceless is:

Quote:

If you get written up at work and correct the spelling of the supervisor on said write up.

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