People who respond to text-based communication with a phone call.
Chips, popcorn, fresh veggies, gum: anything being chewed (yay! misophonia).
People standing behind me.
People who feel the need to touch me without permission (nephews and nieces get a pass, co-workers do not!).
Expecting higher levels of competency in others that you, yourself possess.
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