You Might be an Aspie if...

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Can I just say I LOVE this forum?? lmao!!

You might be an aspie if:

You actually read the dictionary for leisure.

You can answer questions about the superstring theory, and are clueless when asked about things like how was the food at a restaraunt, etc.
You blocked an avatar because it annoyed you for no logical reason.

YMBAA if the word "party" fills you with a sense of existential dread.

... when your worst monster based fear as a child was a sub species of canivorous trilobite found in central north america during the pre-cambrian period.

I seriously should never read that precambrian archeology book as a kid...

You might be an aspie if:

You utter the phrase "I hate phones" or "Phones suck" with any regularity.

You might be an Aspie if you can't read between the lines... but you've tried.

You have spent the last 3 hours and stayed up last night for six hours on this site reading these kinds of posts bcs its one of your obsessions.

You might be an aspie if you spend your days obsessing over an Icelandic kids show and talking about it 24/7 and analysing every single scene like a rabid...

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You may be an aspie if:

You panic when the teacher announces that there is going to be a fire drill.

You play with your kids.

You never get bored with things.

You like to watch TV commercials.

You have to have someone else test your smoke alarm.

You like it when you're driving and when you get to the railroad crossing there's a train coming.

You think numbers and letters have colors.

YMBAAI...

...you claim to know what "real autistics" think about something, when half the time you can't decide what you think.

...someone starts a thread about a historically recent event, like the first Lunar landing, but they title the thread with the month and day only, so you go on the Internet, track down everything of any degree of significance that happened on that day, and publish the list in the thread.

...someone does the above, and you laugh your a** off at it.

If you are planning to quote something from a TV show, book, or movie, but won't do it until you've actually read or heard the line to ensure you got it exactly correct.

If the thought of meeting a group of new people in a social situation sends you into anxiety and depression because you anticipate being the one who just doesn't belong again.

You zone out during one class and think about / daydream about situations relating to scientific facts you learned in another course you found more interesting.

You hated the cute boy who sat behind you in lecture because he chewed his food too loudly, and one time he even dared to sit in YOUR chair *shakes fists*

You're on a web list that focuses on learning Golic Vulcan.