What would be your epitaph?

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Here lies _____________. Loving wife and mother. Unique to the end.

Either "Welcome to WP!" or "Bunnies!! !"

Hah hah! At University my friend (safety officer/lab coordinator) always wrote and SAID to all, "There will be no make-up labs!! !" And she's added, "that will be engraved on my epitaph!"
(Lab Pet is TA for Chemistry 105 lab session as part of my academic program)

Last Halloween, just for fun, I found a little resin epitaph at the craft store and computer-made a label with just that printed on it, "There will be no make-up labs." On the back I printed her name and title.

She still has it in her office as a paperweight Scares chemistry students.......heh heh.

"hey, what are you looking at?"

"he came, he saw, he went back!"

"In real life, there is no spirit healer".

I told you I was sick.

"Here lies Locustman - dismissed as unsuitable."

I told you I was sick!

I want mine to go on and on for ages about my special interests. It should begin "I had to suffer for my special interests and now it's your turn."

"Typical..."

"Figures..."

"Don't stand there!"

"Stop looking down on me!"

I don't know. Various things come to mind...

"Dear whoever: don't bother digging me up, I'm not here, went to go join the rest of the zombies."

"Can I has brainz now?"

"I'm not really under here. I'm behind you!"

"..."

"'My name is of no importance. What about you? Do you remember your true name?' - Xemnas"

"'Nothingness is eternal!' - Xemnas"

"What are you looking at? It's rude to stare!"

"Damn, I missed the apocalypse! I wanted to see that!"

"'Rest in me and I'll comfort you
I have lived and I died for you
Abide in me and I vow to you
I will never forsake you'" - Evanescence "Lies"

"'Let me stay
Where the wind will whisper to me
Where the raindrops, as they’re falling, tell a story'" - Evanescence "Imaginary"

"'Oh, how I long for the deep sleep dreaming
The goddess of imaginary light'" - Evanescence "Imaginary"

"'Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of you
Sweet raptured light it ends here tonight'" - Evanescence "My Last Breath"

"'I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow tree (come find me)'" - Evanescence "My Last Breath"

"'I can feel the night beginning.
Separate me from the living.
Understanding me,
After all I've seen.'" - Evanescence "All That I'm Living For"


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Ect, ect.

"I'm dead; what's YOUR excuse?"

"The reports of my death... were quite accurate, as you can see".

But like subliculous, I think I'll be cremated and scattered instead.

"you're standing on my nads"

(ok, juvenile, but I can't help myself...)

"if you read this you will die in 7 days. See ya then."

"yeah, they took my gun (from my cold dead hand)"

"Always look on the bright side of life."

"I was buried near this dike / so that my friends can weep as much as they like."

"I don't mind the dying, it's actually quite restful, but next time could people please accurately find the heart instead of stabbing all over the place?"

"See? I wasn't just being lazy, I really was sick."

"Nobody believed I was human until I proved it by dying."