iirc, isn't oxytocin produced by nipple stimulation?
i can just imagine the next 'cure' craze for autism, Nipple Stimulation Therapy (TM)
cure your child's autism by subjecting them to thrice daily Nipple Stimulation (TM)!
but you can't just use any method of nipple stimulation, oh no, you must use CAN-approved CurebieCo Hi-Intensity (R) Electric Nipple Stimulators (TM), which you can hire for $2000 a month
complete cure is possible in just 6 months!
(or 4 months if your child has a third nipple)
meh... i've been stimulating my nipples thrice daily for years and i'm just as autistic as ever