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if you're going through hell, keep going

winston churchill right?

"Everything I do is for my enjoyment. I am not doing it for fans, or for those people...Human reaction is the most comical thing in the world to me"--Andy Kaufman

"Could be worse...Could be raining"--Marty Feldman (Igor, Young Frankenstine)

"I may not be cool, have cool clothes or have cool hair. I may not drive a cool car, or look cool or say what is cool. However when people meet me they say 'Wow that guy was cool.'
In your case, however, you are cool. you look cool, act cool, and you are what dozens and dozens of people think is cool. Yet when people meet you they say 'Hey...that guy's a real horse's a**'"--Mick Foley

"I am not a crook"--Richard M. Nixon

"A slave is a horse, of course...of course" Abe Lincoln, The Peoria Speach (its a Mr. Ed refrence)

"We are the knights who saaayy NI!"--Michael Palain, Monty Python And The Holy Grail"

look this one up: Philippians 3:14. More aspies should live by it.

"I thought, as I have my living to get, and have not eaten today, that I might go a- fishing."

"One of my playmates, who was apprenticed to a printer, and was somewhat of a wag, asked his master one afternoon if he might go a-fishing, and his master consented. He was gone three months. When he came back, he said that he had been to the Grand Banks, and went to setting type again as if only an afternoon had intervened."

-Henry David Thoreau


"No one can possibly know what is about to happen: it is happening, each time, for the first time, for the only time."

-James Baldwin


George W Bush's thoughts last year, on Arbor Day:

"Plant trees, it's good for the economy."


"It is a waste of time to be angry about my disability. One has to get on with life and I haven't done badly. People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining."


Several bits from one of my favorite plays:

Guildenstern: What's the first thing you remember?
Rosencrantz: [thinks] No, it's no good. It was a long time ago.

Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.
Guildenstern: Or just as mad.
Rosencrantz: And he does both.
Guildenstern: So there you are.
Rosencrantz: Stark raving sane.

And the winner is:

"Never let your schoolin' interfere with your education."
Mark Twain

Now you have seen cats are like you and me.

Where are you staying? The Bates Motel? No but I have a feeling its run by the same company.