Let's start the revolution

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Someone in the chat room (I wish I could remember the name) suggested that we name our own country ASrael, since Israeli history is so similar to ours. Just look at the parallelisms:

In the Biblical times, Jews lived in a prosperous nation. They had beautiful cities, productive farms, and extensive arts and crafts. In 70 A.D., the Jews were expelled and scattered around the world. They tried to adapt by settling in foreign lands. But everywhere they went, they were persecuted (Diaspora, Inquisition, Holocaust, etc.) for 2000 years. It wasn't until 1948 that modern nation of Israel was founded. Even though some countries were very tolerant to Jews, it wasn't the same as having a homeland for the first time since the 1st century.

In the ancient times, there was a nation called Aspergia. Aspies lived there by strictly defined social scripts, and knew exactly how to act in every situation. Then, a massive storm flooded Aspergia, completely obliterating it. Aspies fled in all directions, settling on the nearest dry land they could find. Unfortunately, all of them turned out to be NT lands, with harsh conditions. Most aspies were unable to adapt to the free-form social code, and suffered greatly as a result. If we can found a homeland for ourselves, we can end the worldwide persecuition of aspies.

Note: this is not intended to promote or bash any religion(s), just show similarities.

Not that that solution is all sun and roses either. The words 'peace' and 'Middle East' have become antonyms Moral of the story - starting a country works more easily when there's no-one there beforehand.

That wouldn't be a problem if you could make the poles habitable, of course.

There we go!! ! Invade Antarctica!! We are smart, right? We can MAKE the poles habitable! We shall rule over our new land with smiles and with style

Thanks but I've had enough of snow and ice, and if I'm going to move, I'm moving south.

Well, all the good places to start an empire have been taken and Aspies do not seem like a warrior people so Antarctica seems like the best spot remaining. It has some natural resources, it is uninhabited, and it is isolated from the rest of the world. Besides, Antartica is to the south, it is impossible to get souther than Antarctica.

Not THAT far south, please.

OK then how about this for south...I personally invite you all to invade my country and rechristen it "Aspralia".

As you are probably all aware, white settlement began here with people who were outcasts from British society (some Brits still call us "convicts" as if it's our shame and not theirs), so there is a parallel. Besides, successive Australian governments refuse to acknowledge that the colonisation of this country was an invasion so they shouldn't mind if we get together and do it to them.

Yours Sincerely And In Breach Of Australia's New Anti-terror Laws,

Neptune Vs. Mars.

A country? what about a town ? look at this : http://www.laurentsd.com

NO INVASIONS!! ! We would hardly be able to pull ourselves together to accomplish that. If it ever came to armed conflict then we would probably fail due to our weaknesses for loud noises and clumsiness and stuff like that, also the native NTs would be troublesome, we would have to create NT reserves. I say we colonize Antarctica, it may be cold but we would have no competition and would be able to live and grow in peace until the day comes when we are ready to take on the WORLD!! !

A town? Come on!! Towns aren't as cool and we would not be able to have as much control in a town as we would in a country.

Now there's another thing I forgot to mention...most of our indigenous people already live in a place called NT!! Let's keep an open mind here people...

When I take over the world, Aspies will be granted first choice over whoever they want to date.

I swear, this is funny just listening to these plans...

If i were me, though (which i am, unless i am possessed by X.A.N.A.), i would prefer to adapt and integrate than start a whole flippin' revolution. That's my 2 credits.

Right, but the whole purpose of world domination is to become the master species of course. I mean, we can't do this without trying to hold all of the strings and being a master of the lands. NTs are dangerous because they can organize quickly and have can negative impacts on our pure aspie dominated society. Of course, this does not mean that all NTs would be repressed, only enough to make our dominance fun!

Of course I prefer Antarctica or some uncontrolled land as to not have to deal with NTs and the corrupting influence they might have on our glory!! !



Well, the problem with that is that we obviously must have breeding programs to create the master Aspie who will be the embodiment of all Aspieness. Willy nilly breeding will create problems as NT females may not be adequate emotional supports for their Aspie Kings. We need to of course be sure to build an adequate society for our breeding purposes.

Any insanities given by this post are just that, insanities. No offense is meant to be taken and if it is then it is the fault of the offended not me because I refuse to take responsibility.

Revolutions are more fun though. Integration is just a long and boring process that isn't even much fun. A glorious revolution and establishment of a glorious Aspie nation would be a perfect development that would boost our communal self-esteem and be for the welfare of all. Not only that but we could probably get t-shirts out of the revolutions.....

What should the slogan be for the revolution t-shirt? Should it be "I was a member of the Aspie revolution and all I got was this crappy t-shirt" or how about "*insert aspieland name here*, the land of the free, the home of the freaking awesome!", maybe even "Aspies, the proud owners of a new nation". I dunno, help me come up with revolution t-shirt ideas!!

Well there's some large tract of land in one corner of Hawaii that has been claimed for ethnic Hawaiians as a totally Hawaiian-only community and is more or less independent. And there's a large tract of land in Florida where the millionaire retired founder of Domino's Pizza is attempting to build a totally Catholic community and university. Can't remember where I heard either of these two things, but they're true. I could look them up on the internet if anybody wants me too. Or heck, look 'em up yourself.

So maybe we just need to ask an aspie millionaire for a really big piece of land somewhere. Like maybe Texas - they have the right to seceed from the Union if they want to, correct? Well, maybe eventually we could seceed from them.