The Joker Gave Me Autism!

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You win, sir!



You just made an entire room of geeks crack up, starting with me.

I don't wear make-up so I'm safe from the evil autism that would take away my poor children otherwise. Better keep away from those TOXINS!! !! !


Seriously, what is all this BS about toxins anyway? I come from a long line of aspie types that go back generations and I highly doubt any use of hair sprays would have anything to do with that.

When I have kids when I'm older there will be a higher chance of them having an ASD because of my GENES, read my lips, GENES.

Sometimes I just can't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.
Now some theries do make sense like the one about mums that are 35+ are more likely to have autistic kids, because alot of older mums do have more disabled children because they had children after their biological peek at 24 or so.

Thank you, Joker for making me the unique individual, that I am.

*spray* *spray*

Oh no! Now I'm awkward! :O

so they can prevent it.

Cause...y'know...it's just such a terrible thing to have.


Y'know, the funny thing about what happened to the Joker's victims in Batman '89: my girlfriend's smile is just like that.

What makes it funny though is that she and I are sorta like the Joker and Harley Quinn....if you know us well enough; she has the bubbly, ditzy thing going on; and I'm the dark, "mysterious" brains of the operation.

And maybe sb knows what toxins cause NT being?
These toxins should be forbidden!

Great! Now we know what Enties have a deficiency of, so we can insure they develop into proper, normal beings. If it's caused by a deficiency, we can supply them with enough to ensure they develop properly, and don't get this disorder that blights the majority of our population.

Joking aside, I would like them to answer the question of the autistic people who existed before the toxins.

Keep in mind, though, that they were talking of increased risks.
Autism is 90% genetic, anyway, so even if you are not spraying or chalking yourself up, if you get autistic children, you were pretty much boned from the start.

Oh s**t!! *reads bottle* "If this product causes social awkwardness rinse out thoroughly with warm water, if symptoms persist please see your doctor"

A woman I met on another forum was prescribed a medication, and the doctor said "now to be safe, you should take your first dose here in my office. OH don't worry, NOTHING will happen, it's just a safety precaution..." The woman did NOT take the pill. No word on the color of the pill, was it red, I don't know.

SCENE: a high school hallway in suburban America. A pregnant student (they're everywhere) stops to talk with friends.

PG: Gotta go girls, I gotta do my hair before class. *pulls out bottle of hairspray*

BFF: NO!! ! You're pregnant, and if you use that stuff, you'll give your baby AUTISM! It's totally real, I read it online!

*cue EEK-EEK music from Jay Leno*

PG: OMG! And to think I've been using it already! OMG OMG!

BFF: Don't worry, just toss it and don't use it again, and you'll have a normal baby!

PG: OMG I'm glad you told me! *tosses hairspray*
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Wow, and to think that the teen moms of America could be risking their babies with evil cosmetics!

Hitler praised the USA for its devotion to the cause of purifying the gene pool via eugenics. He really did! And the spirit LIVES! If they could eliminate all variations in human genetics, they would. Then a disease would come along and depopulate the country. Well, at least the Chinese could make use of our farmland, once we perfected ourselves to extinction in the US.

I'm sorry *hangs head in shame*

"it's all part of the plan.........."

Man I swear they treat us like a zombie outbreak or something.

They say we do not have empathy and gloat their "Theory of Mind" yet why can't they put themselves in our shoes.