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Todesking
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13 Oct 2010, 11:30 am

Mark198423 wrote:
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One time I shifted to one side to avoid someone in a crowded mall and ended up laying out this little guy. I was 6' 2" 260lbs and the guy I walked into was 5' 8" 120lbs


Lol, that 'little guy' has 2 inches on me!!


You could disapear by standing behind me. My former co-workers use to joke if there was an explosion at work that they would hope they were standing behind me so they could escape the shrapnel and fire. :lol:


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13 Oct 2010, 12:32 pm

Todesking wrote:
Mark198423 wrote:
Todesking wrote:
One time I shifted to one side to avoid someone in a crowded mall and ended up laying out this little guy. I was 6' 2" 260lbs and the guy I walked into was 5' 8" 120lbs


Lol, that 'little guy' has 2 inches on me!!


You could disapear by standing behind me. My former co-workers use to joke if there was an explosion at work that they would hope they were standing behind me so they could escape the shrapnel and fire. :lol:


Personally, I'd have just sheltered in your footprints! :wink:



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13 Oct 2010, 12:36 pm

I walk sort of bowlegged at home but usually walk normally in public unless I'm pushing my three-year-old's stroller. My brother, who seems to have more pronounced aspie traits, walks bowlegged all the time and has kind of a lumbering gait. My husband, who is bipolar, walks really slowly and, at times, pigeon-toed.



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13 Oct 2010, 12:50 pm

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I used to walk really fast like I had somewhere I needed to be. Now I've slow down a good bit almost to the normal rate. I still need to make an effort to not do the things I probably did as a kid like walking on the edge of a curb or swinging myself around the lamp post.

Most people have something else going on while they are walking these days. It is a good time to people watch and pretend I have my own self important things to keep me busy. That and I notice that so many people are overweight these days. They get flushed in the face if they are required to walk up a little grade. If I shift my shoulders back, I feel like I could pretty much own the place, until an attractive woman catches my glance and I crumble.


I still walk really fast...even when I call myself walking slowly, I'm STILL walking faster than anyone else. When I'm with someone, they think I'm trying to ignore them or that I'm ashamed to be with them. I want to order them to WALK FASTER!



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13 Oct 2010, 1:47 pm

I have noticed that my gait/bowleggedness improves with regular physical exercise--weight machines and/or walking. Also, like others, I do tend to walk fast when I've got some place to go.



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13 Oct 2010, 4:47 pm

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I still walk really fast...even when I call myself walking slowly, I'm STILL walking faster than anyone else. When I'm with someone, they think I'm trying to ignore them or that I'm ashamed to be with them. I want to order them to WALK FASTER!


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You could disapear by standing behind me. My former co-workers use to joke if there was an explosion at work that they would hope they were standing behind me so they could escape the shrapnel and fire. Laughing


I'm 6'2 and my gf is 5'2... that's fun... :lol:


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