League_Girl wrote:
I love South Park and The Simpsons. I used to love how Kenny dies but now he doesn't die anymore, it's rare now when he does. I also loved those prank calls Bart used to do but I think they ran out of funny names so he no longer does them anymore. Same as the reason why Kenny doesn't die anymore in every episode, they ran out of funny ideas to kill him.
I also love blond jokes and used to be obsessed with them. But now they have gotten old and some of them I don't even get. To me it's all repeats.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband
leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies
that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house..
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said....
You'll love this...
Yep.. I know you will...
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
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