Craig28 wrote:
I am not religious, and I was scared of death until a couple of months ago.
You see, next year I plan to go. How much longer should I keep suffering?
Well, because you might get a real sexy girlfriend at age 26, like I did. Or age 39, also like I did.
And because of laughter (even though frankly I haven't really laughed in a while, back living with my parents last couple of years, difficult situation, feel trapped), and making the world a better place.
Okay, here's some of my favorites:
H1N1 (swine) Flu Self-Assessment
http://www.wrongplanet.net/posts110484-start15.html
for any kind of flu, if you start having trouble breathing, get some damn help. That's the bright line test. Well, why don't they say this on the news. One, they're not really that interested in their topic. and then of course they're so tame and timid and so into popularity and looking and sounding "professional" and play it safe, there's a lot of things they don't do. Go ahead, lay it on the table! Right, wrong, indifferent, at least it's something we can ping-pong off of. (although I kind of like Dr. Sanjay Gupta, although he should definitely not be the only medical professional on CNN or even the primary one. And sometimes, just show regular people)
H&R Block, bank products, cross-collection, unethical wo
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt114422.html
Oh, this one felt good. This one was fighting the power. Because they actively discourage their employees from informing their clients, yes, that one, that's why: unethical company. And that feels good to say.
And because I got to attend a Shadowlane spanking party at age 44. Yes, it's probably pretty much like you expect. Be advised, the website, which arguable used to be NC-17 is now solidly X, and no I certainly will not provide a link. Actually, it was kind of overwhelming, and kind of timewarped me back to high school dances where you're so worried about doing it right that you kind of forget to enjoy it, but in rather a good way, hard to explain. So, not only am I an out-of-the-closet atheist/agonist, in my own half-assed way. I'm also an out-of-the-closet spanker. This one is more embarrassing!