aghogday wrote:
ediself wrote:
Nambo wrote:
Worst than fingernails, rubbing your front teeth down a blackboard, even the thought of it makes me shudder.
Why would anyone do that??
It reminds me that at some point in my life I imagined that (why, I don't know) it also made me shudder to think about it. Nambo, have you actually experienced it or saw someone do that, or did you just imagine it like I did.
No, never experienced it or seen somebody do it, you are the first person Ive ever met whose ever also considered the horror of such an act.
Maybe thats why I didnt do so well at school, hyptnotised by the blackboard, and the proximity to the possibility of such an unspeakable event occuring.
"All it takes is for the buck toothed teacher, with a glimmer of miscievous madness in his eye, to slowly turn, extend his upper molars, standing on tiptoe to get a really long drag, head back, and he leans forward, hands supporting his weight against the board, as he bends his knees whilst dragging his teeth, screeching down the abrasive surface and amplified by his mouth cavity.
Arrggh!, Ive just though of another one, once again involving teeth, this time though against a grinding wheel, you know those spinning discs you sharpen chisels on.