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I don't know what I would do if I were female.
Why not just buzz it the same as you do now? I've had my hair buzzed a few times, but then I don't really identify as "female" anyways. Just neutral.
I haven't brushed my hair in years. It's always too short. I wash it - that's about it. Might use some styling wax on it if expected to look decent, say for going out or something, but brush it? No way.