100 ways to annoy a NT

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34. Correct his/her grammar

Damn, these numbers are even worse than in the other one xD

approximately 45. Assume that it's simply impossible that the NT has ever suffered, because THEY don't have Aspergers/Autism.

approximately 46. Assume that all NTs are great with people and bursting at the seams with charisma, and also couldn't possibly have any kind of social anxiety whatsoever.

approximately 47. When an NT mentions something [s]he heard/read is a common Aspie/Autistic trait, fly into a frenzied rage over said NT making generalizations, when [s]he is genuinely just trying to understand Aspergers/Autism.

50. Wear your favourite T-Shirt all the time.

60. Use big or uncommon words in everyday conversation

[quote="draelynn"]60. Use big or uncommon words in everyday conversation[/quote]

My friends accuse me of doing this quite often. I, however, don't notice this.

61? - Breath wrong

62) Tell them useless facts

63. Hum your favourite part of your favourite song over and over again for 10 minutes.

64. Don't return their phone calls.

65. Fail to remember birthdays or other special events.

66. Forget their name.

67. Stare blankly at them when they tell you a joke.

68. Refuse to go on outings with them.
69. Be extremely quiet until they say "Why are you so quiet?" or "Is there something wrong?"
70. Tell them you don't watch TV.
71. Tell them you don't go to clubs.

72. Respond logically to everything and point out how their responses are illogical

73. Remain "cold and emotionless" in a situation that they believe calls for an emotional reaction

74. Use proper English (i.e saying "this is she" when you answer the phone and the person asks if "your name" is at home or saying "I'm well" when asked "how are you".

75. Use scientific terms in everyday conversation (even if you explain what they mean)

77. Bob your knee up and down until somebody tries to forcefully stop you from doing so and than keep bobbing it, anyways.

78. Remind your NT mum of all the times that she yelled at you for having dirty accidents in your underwear as a small child.

79. Remind your NT dad that he isn't always right because he's NT and you're AS.

80. Threaten suicide to the parent who holds you back the most, because they didn't go along with your special interests as a child and a pre-teen and perhaps in your adolecence.

81. Train the family cat or dog to go to the bathroom in the toilet.

82. Remind the parent who wanted to cure you the most of your worst childhood obsession, over and over again.

83. Mock your NT mum every time that she talks to you like a Valley Girl.

84. Yell back twice as loud, whenever your NT dad raises his voice at you and show him that you're not going to take it.

85. Send your family to The Judge Rottenberg Center to get all of their NT behaviour shocked out of them.